AJ, keep an eye on JP, make sure he uses cuttlery, he suggested using a screwdriver to eat his steak with. We really have to get him on an ettiquette training programme, how the hell will we raise the general publics impression of bikers with him doing stuff like that?
He kept that snippet of information away from me, It might be prudent to wear oilskins and a sou'wester if you are on the same table, he is a truck driver, not a tree surgeon!
It’s difficult to say how I feel about this. “Queasy” is probably the best description.
According to today’s Metro (Tuesday 17 February 2015, page 4), a “Motorbiker” [sic] was given a community order for pulling up alongside a female driver at a set of traffic lights and masturbating. The (named) rider, a 28-year-old father, committed the offence in West Sussex last year. (It’s a complete coincidence, but there’s a post vaguely associated with this theme that appears on an almost-forgotten “Your Fetish” thread in this very website.)
Reminds me of the old joke about a letter sent to a newspaper agony aunt…
Q: “Every time I take my husband as a pillion rider on my motorcycle, he starts to masturbate. How can I stop him?"
A: “Wait until you slow down for a junction, and then toss him off.”
I really shouldn’t have read those Liverpool University rag mags that my dad used to bring home from the pub.