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Blueboy955i
In: Darlington
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If any of you receive any emails from the Government saying not to eat any tinned chopped ham and pork because of swine flu, don't panic, it's just spam!!

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Blueboy955i @ 20/05/2009 19:17

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In: NA
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Had a hard day, Blue?

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Deleted Member @ 20/05/2009 19:23

micksaway
In: Weymouth
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Thats just so Bad

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micksaway @ 20/05/2009 19:24

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Wannabe @ 20/05/2009 19:50

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Think you change jobs BB,too much time on your hands

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Deleted Member @ 20/05/2009 20:05

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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I was worried about swine flu... so I called NHS Direct, but all I got was crackling on the line...

*fetches coat*

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Wannabe @ 20/05/2009 20:06

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HarleyG gets WBs coat and shows her the door........

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Deleted Member @ 20/05/2009 20:07

Newkid
In: Watford
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Hell, what am I gona eat now, luv me spam sarnies, .

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Newkid @ 20/05/2009 20:26

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Can't eat pork due to swine flu.
Can't eat chicken due to bird flu.
Eggs? Nope - salmonella.
Beef? Nope - mad cow disease.
Fruit & veg? Nope - too many pesticides and herbicides.

I believe that leaves chocklit and ice cream

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Wannabe @ 20/05/2009 20:36

Newkid
In: Watford
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Ice cream sandwich, gona be a bit soggy but I'll give it a go.

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Newkid @ 20/05/2009 20:40

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Sandwich it between 2 bars of Green & Blacks - you'll be fine

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Wannabe @ 20/05/2009 20:46

Newkid
In: Watford
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Newkid @ 20/05/2009 21:07

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Still waiting for planes to fall out the sky and computers to go tits up from the turn of the century. Still waiting for Asian bird flu to strike us all down if the BSE don't get us. Something tells me someone panicked again.

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Deleted Member @ 20/05/2009 21:09

Newkid
In: Watford
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Dont ruin it, Shhhh and eat ya chocky/ice cream sandwich Ric.

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Newkid @ 20/05/2009 21:11

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Ok,if i must.

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Deleted Member @ 20/05/2009 21:13

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Don't fight it - you know it makes sense. Besides, you read it on t'interweb so it MUST be true, right?

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Wannabe @ 20/05/2009 21:16

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Oh yeah,all true WerBer. Believe every word.

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Deleted Member @ 20/05/2009 21:18

Sandi
In: Hudds, W Yorks
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If any of you receive any emails from the Government saying not to eat any tinned chopped ham and pork because of swine flu, don't panic, it's just spam!! PIGging marvellous! owt else we're not s'posed to eat?

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Sandi @ 20/05/2009 21:20

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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Ooooh ... Brymor Vanilla layered between two bars of milk Green and Blacks. I would be in heaven!

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geoffb2005 @ 20/05/2009 22:06

Sandi
In: Hudds, W Yorks
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I would be in heaven! Yep, eventually you probably would

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Sandi @ 20/05/2009 22:08

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