A man went into a urologist and told him he was having a problem,as he was unable to sustain an erection.The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around thebase of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and therewas nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of anexperimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the risk.The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephants trunk into his 'old fella'.The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go throughlife without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurancethat there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go andtry out his newly renovated equipment.As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and tookher to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner hefelt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of beingextremely painful...unable to put up with the excruciating pain any longer and to release the pressure he unzipped his fly, his knob sprang out, slid across thetop of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his trousers.His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her facesaid, 'That was incredible! can you do that again?'With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure ifanother bread roll will fit up my arse'
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