Skunkrider2's Profile

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Me :-
Desperately lonely loser, single white male, 50 but looks 70 and feel 90, miserable, apathetic, tired of TV, playing with Playstation seeks depressed, unattractive female, with no sense of humour for long talks about the macabre, murder, hiding of bodies etc.

I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless facts and chucking in my own mean spirited agenda-driven jokes.


You :-
You must be a moany bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations.
In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfil every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in Newcastle but now want to take it slow with me.

My perfect first date would be getting hammered in a shitty pub, followed bean embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me full of regretted dread, but prefer a long term soul crushing descent back in to the word of alcoholism and self harm.

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Bald

5'7''-5'11'' (170cm-180cm)

Light/social drinker

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