r11skg's Profile

Left handed surfin'

being at one with nature

Rock, pop blues, metal classical

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any port in a storm!

Very sociable caring and quite sensitive to the light (in a dracula stylie sort of way). I enjoy being in damp dark conditions on account of my eyes- my friends (singular really, I was just trying to impress) call me "eyesijah" and often gain access to my user profile to enlighten the females (and males) who might be interested. I prefer dating the living, but am not choosy- if you have needs, especially special ones, then I could well be interested in you. My advice to any ladies (& laddys) is simple "given 6-10 pints i'm sure your opinion of me will improve" If you have a pulse, then I'm definitely interested- I shall honour you also with a pulse- but thats all I can guarantee.

Stocky

Blue

Brown

6'0'' (183cm) or above

often approached to take part in both pioneering medical experiments and videos involving dwarfs, donkeys and sisters with excessive facial hair- I wash (ir)regularly & while I do not have my own teeth, I have instead, an impressive array to suit any occassion, having made close friends with a funeral director who can get hold of "previously owned teeth"- my best set of "gnashers" make me look like P-Diddy- awesome!
People don't generally spot that I have one leg shorter than the other- so I best not mention it here. All mental health issues (split personality) are well behind us and we turn this to our advantage on sites similar to this, signing up for only one account- a 50% saving!- Im genuine, caring and interested in other people- as long as you flatter me at every opportunity- I shall attempt to do the same to you. (but don't push it, if you ain't all that. . but I will give it a go!)

Regular drinker

Regular smoker

2

Bachelors Degree

Self-employed

Caucasian

Protestant

Flat - Rent

Looking for a special lady who has needs- special ones. I like a lady who is able to score herself out of ten (honestly)- I would then like to give you one. I believe, from previous g/fs that you will need a strong sense of humour, poor eyesight , a poor sense of smell- and a believing (verging on unbelievably gullable)personality so you can understand my reasons for not remembering birthdays etc.
. . oh and you should like birds- especially a cockortwo. -as I have one- but size should not be high on your list of priorities-. You will enjoy washing up and in return you will be afforded a lightly soiled matress for the night-I do not expect you to snore more loudly than me either. I have prioirty to "rain through my vein" at any hour of the night, so you should not pong out the toilet with those smells I often produce post curry house- understood!
Your sense of humour should match mine (purile) and you should suffer fools gladly.
. . this is work in progress, so I reserve the right to end this auction early as my body is advertised elsewhere (see Ageconcern)- always read the label.
. . when responding- I would appreciate some strage nonsensical rambling emails - as I have not written my own profile- this will have the desired effect of confusing me and making me feel I am perhaps a little more popular than I am!- please open any correspondance to me with either "tard, how are you". . . or "Grunter- you hairy knacker". . . such is the price of care in the community!- over to you girls(and boys)