Lone Cactus's Profile

Creating, reading, gaming, talking to my pets cos who the phock else will listen

Foraging, getting lost in the woods, getting drunk then walking home singing to myself

Most things. Motown to punk, dnb to the fallout4 soun track

Arts / Crafts, Cooking, Dancing, Gardening, Hiking / Camping, Motorcycles - Classic / Vintage, Motorcycles - Cruisers, Movies / Cinema, Music - Alternative, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Latin, Music - Rock, Nature, Nightclubs / Clubs

Like minded cretin, preferably slightly on the Viking beardy side

Iv been here before, other dating sites are just the worst this is the least boring and has information about events nowhere near me that i might oneday like to go to.

I dont have time in real life to meet people. I work long hours and have recently started a college course so if you want someone to physically chase you thats not me sorry😄

I would like to meet someone roughly my age or younger, i dont have daddy issues and i get the ICK and loose interest if your not mentally stimulating enough.

If your idea of a perfect sunday is a cheeky walk followed by a roast dinner and you do some weird possey shit with your face please cringe off somewhere else.

I dont have kids, iv never been married ( who knows one day some fool might convince me both these things are a good idea?), i will treat you how i want to be treated and the second i dont get that back i will drop you, if i am even the slightest bit worried about you i will go into protective stalker mode to make sure you are ok (previous XP of people tryna do themselvs in a few years back left me triggered)

Im funny, caring, bit of a dude, no filter, a bit wild, average looking but scrub up ok when i have to, im pretty sure theres something wrong with me but no one has the balls to tell me so i will continue on my trainwreck of a journey all with a bottle of rum in my hand. ( actually just found out i probably have ADHD which honestly explains soooooo much. . wanna be my next fixation??)

Dislikes: . . soft handed men, men who wear cardigans, men who are more female than me ( its not difficult but still), men who take longer to get ready than me, men who think a womens place should be. . . ect. . ect. ect

I dont need a man . . . . but i would like one

Im strong and indipendant cos i need to be not cos i wanna be its bloody hard work being the dude i wanna date 🤣

Curvy / Buxom

Brown

Multi - Coloured

5'2''-5'6'' (157cm-169cm)

Im actually a dwarf.


Correction im a Tiefling-orc, Druide and of course im Chaotic good you may call me Shish roll d20 for other distractions

Light/social drinker

Light/social smoker

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College

Healthcare & Medical

Caucasian

Pagan

House - Rent

Tall vikings with beards