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You’ve won the National Lottery…

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Probably buy something fattening then spend the rest of me tenner on a postage stamp. I once saw a dating ad that read.. 'Lottery winner seeks lovely female to help me spend me tenner'

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Sandi @ 13/09/2011 23:49  

I said to the wife "what would you do if I won the lottery??"


She replied "I'd take half of the winnings and leave you"


"Well" I said "I won a tenner on Saturday, so here's a fiver, now F**K OFF!!!"

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Deleted Member @ 13/09/2011 23:53  

i'd fu#k off as well, to new zealand.. this country's slowly being destroyed by pussy footing do gooders and foreigners, and stupid speed limits

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Deleted Member @ 14/09/2011 02:16  

I would by a farm, with a few hundred acres, and go rescue all the ill treated and unwanted animals, and take the homeless off the streets to help me care for them!!!!!!

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wenders @ 14/09/2011 11:23  

Wow Wenders the first post in the thread that is so selfless

good on ya

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Stroggyman @ 14/09/2011 14:49  


Lol @ BBZ62 and busafeller swearing (good joke though).

I agree with Stroggyman. That’s top class stuff wenders. I reckon it would be a really demanding job, but satisfying.

Another one that stands out is from chickflick75; “….Swimming pool that covers over to a dance floor.”

That would make a great prank as your mates are all peed up on the dance floor… just press the button…..lol

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Deleted Member @ 15/09/2011 02:41  

but how menny of u do bye a ticket???
i dont so ill never win


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kaycat @ 15/09/2011 06:25  

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