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What do you do for a living - and can you help a BM member out ??

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nondomesticgoddess
In: rotherham
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no counselling lately but i can stick a big needle in ya... it wont hurt a bit....

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nondomesticgoddess @ 13/04/2012 19:27

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Reminds me of a Shrink story once told to me.....

After a certain conflict a few years ago marine received mandatory counselling, the Shrink started by asking him "You are walking down the high street and you see an Argentine battle ship steaming towards you....WHAT are you gonna do"???...

The young Marine without thought says"I'll sink it with my submarine"!......

The Shrink looks a little confused and asks"Well...where did you get a that submarine from"?????

He says" Same fecking place you got your battle ship from"!..

Shrink says "Nothing wrong with you!..... NEXT!"

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Paladin
In: Derby
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I have just finished my masters degree in Psychology bro .... So tell me just how DID u feel when you were a little girl ;)

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Paladin @ 15/04/2012 10:14

mozie
In: Chelmsford
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With my fingers...
:-)

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mozie @ 15/04/2012 10:53

Paladin
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Yep!! Think you really do need help lol ;)

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Paladin @ 15/04/2012 11:08

nondomesticgoddess
In: rotherham
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think he might be actually past help lol ;)

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nondomesticgoddess @ 15/04/2012 13:54

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I work for the government in a top secret lab where they test new toilet cleaning product on my *sniff*

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Deleted Member @ 18/04/2012 22:54

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Deleted Member @ 19/04/2012 10:06

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lets see .. qualified in 76 OND Construction , 77 in Air Traffic Control (RAF). in 84 as an international investment strategist and in 92 as a commercial diver,(FT William) 96 as R.O.V Pilot,(Aberdeen) in 99 CITY AND GUILDS in all things computers, in 2004 ccna network engineer.
now unemployed .......? figure that one out !

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mizzi
In: Colne
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Rofl.... christ u lot need help...

I'm beginning to think i really dont do needles either... Long lines, arterial lines, cvc lines.... PETRIFIED of them pmsl

Apparently all i need to overcome my fear is alcohol and lots of it on friday....i'm listening to my boss and definitely going to follow those orders lol

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mizzi @ 23/04/2012 23:40

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Refreshing this topic for newbies and anyone else who hasn't seen it.

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Sandi @ 07/09/2012 23:52

wenders
In: Never Never Land
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Im just starting my own business up, courier services so if anyone needs something getting somewhere safe and fast gis a shout!!! I have a peugeot partner van and of course the bike!! Fully insured public liability to 5 million, goods in transit to £50,000 and fully comp business insurance to carry goods for hire and reward!!!!

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wenders @ 08/09/2012 22:18

JP
In: Birmingham
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Wenders If you have a tow bar on the van add bike recovery to the list I have a 3 bike tlr you can use anytime

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JP @ 09/09/2012 10:00

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Hi, I'm a nurse, orthopedic so any one with broken bones lol well i hope not. Seen a few bike injuries please ride in leathers/ protective clothing!!

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Deleted Member @ 09/09/2012 14:26

Sandi
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Refreshing this topic for newbies and anyone else who hasn't seen it.

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Sandi @ 26/09/2012 08:58

JimmyJ
In: Chester
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manufacturer and supplier of 100% natural skin care applications, approved under the humane cosmetics standard, not tested on animals. We used willing humans

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JimmyJ @ 26/09/2012 20:47