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kazninja
In: nottingham
Posts: 470
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just read this and made me smile............. Youre on a super sports bike in custom race colours with a tasty pipe and youre dressed like a technicolour parody of a MotoGP front runner. As you pass through the next village, you may as well punch an old lady in the face and piss on a traffic cops' shoes. The more neutral your bike and your colours the better your chances of looking innocent on a bike.

kazninja @ 05/01/2011 11:52

Nicholls
In: stalybridge
Posts: 42
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POWER-RANGERS!

Nicholls @ 05/01/2011 13:38

GreasyTony
In: Camberley
Posts: 1325
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No matter how neutral the colour I wore, dont think it would make me look innocent Kaz. 'Tony Innocent' That's got a nice ring to it

GreasyTony @ 05/01/2011 14:20

julie j
In: Harrogate
Posts: 1581
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mmm innocent, not sure I can pull that one off although I did get away with a telling off last time. I really think they leave you alone if you are wearing high viz.

julie j @ 05/01/2011 15:53

Boodyblues
In: york
Posts: 1153
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i just point at the rider and say > it was im hossifer!!

Boodyblues @ 05/01/2011 16:17

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
Posts: 2593
Karma:

Julie's right. Stick on a yellow jacket and the Gestapo don't look twice lol.

I did a safety audit near Hull late last year which I went to on the bike. Large white and red bike, black leathers and hi viz jacket and even the copper who attended thought I was a bike cop at first lol!

geoffb2005 @ 05/01/2011 17:09

yamahama
In: leicestershire
Posts: 1606
Karma:

boring bike and top box help as well

yamahama @ 05/01/2011 17:24

Paj1369
In: Pickering (York)
Posts: 229
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Hehe,.. dunno about innocent, but a part marked up ST13 or BMW works wonders if you don't see the fun polizei in time, they usually don't even bother lookin thru the lazer/speed zapper thingy .

Paj1369 @ 05/01/2011 20:07

old red
In: Norwich
Posts: 1648
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<-------As innocent as they come....honest!

old red @ 05/01/2011 20:15

madscots
In: Edinburgh
Posts: 1315
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I got FJR (same as my local cops now have), orange bib and white helmet nae hassles from anyone lol Trouble is I pulled up to bike cops the other day and he went oh so it's you... your park your bike at ****, don't think I can hide then lol

madscots @ 06/01/2011 00:22

Big Twin
In: Newark
Posts: 203
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Big Boring Bike loads of boxes and Hi Viz

Big Twin @ 06/01/2011 07:16

kaycat
In: radcliffe Manche
Posts: 6331
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hi viz welcome to b/m

kaycat @ 06/01/2011 07:56

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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Hiya iv tryed innocent dont work for me so now I get stopped pay the on the spot fine for small number plate and stubby exhaust

Deleted Member @ 06/01/2011 09:32

kwakgirl
In: Kilmarnock
Posts: 1402
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no no no....the way to do it is learn the correct moment to unzip your jacket after they have pulled you over ....oh and obviously what you wear underneath the "power rangers" suit! that way innocence is the last thing on their minds! but i am still ticketless! lol lol

kwakgirl @ 06/01/2011 12:18

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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lol@kwakgirl I dont think that would work for me

Deleted Member @ 06/01/2011 14:15

kwakgirl
In: Kilmarnock
Posts: 1402
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how do you know!??? you might prefer the ticket though!

kwakgirl @ 06/01/2011 16:26

DynaToon
In: Consett
Posts: 464
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Oops, fell into this thread by mistake, off to the unfriendly thread to be un-innocent and horrible

DynaToon @ 06/01/2011 18:55

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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I don't have to try to be innocent ........... I already am *cough*

Deleted Member @ 06/01/2011 18:58

DynaToon
In: Consett
Posts: 464
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as innocent as a Pork chop in a synagogue

DynaToon @ 06/01/2011 18:59

honda baby
In: Belper
Posts: 357
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when i walk into my local in hi viz jacket, they all start lookin shifty and beg me to take it off no probs overtakin when out ...a lot of folks pull over cus they think your the law

honda baby @ 06/01/2011 22:12

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