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What did you want to be when you were a child?

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Di
In: Wellingborough
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blah................hope you washed your hands after?

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Di @ 28/10/2006 19:24

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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With milk????????????????

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rubecula @ 28/10/2006 19:27

Di
In: Wellingborough
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No................that really gorgeous gooey green stuff.

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Di @ 28/10/2006 19:34

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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i thought they were them tablets the docs gave you when you get farmer giles?? for all could they do you you'd be better of sticking 'em up your **se

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Oggy @ 28/10/2006 21:41

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Thank god I didn't then... if it was the boot polish, and I did shove it up.............well I'd be walking a bit odd You mean swarfega Di? or were you thinking of lime jelly?

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rubecula @ 29/10/2006 03:37

Di
In: Wellingborough
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ooooooooooo swarfega Rube...............we used to have that at school, great big huge tub of the stuff Think that's the only reason i did metalwork for 4 years, got to get me hands on the goo

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Di @ 29/10/2006 05:03

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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It's ideal for sexual purposes too you know......... you smear it on the door handle and the bleeding kids can't get in........

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rubecula @ 29/10/2006 10:33

Di
In: Wellingborough
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rotfpmsl

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Di @ 29/10/2006 11:03

Di
In: Wellingborough
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They do a lime one too.................

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Di @ 29/10/2006 11:03

RC
In: Derbyshire
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omg u2 what u LIKE????????????? im

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RC @ 29/10/2006 15:13

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Hey RC these are the important things that your mum never told you about.......... You could try vaseline instead if you are out of swarfega though.

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rubecula @ 29/10/2006 20:14

RC
In: Derbyshire
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omg.......... think im glad my mum never did tell me....... <<<<<<< im a shy kind of lass

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RC @ 30/10/2006 00:59

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Apparently there is a new birth control pill...... it's six feet across, and you roll it up against the bedroom door..... and your fella can't get in either

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rubecula @ 30/10/2006 06:19

RC
In: Derbyshire
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RUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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RC @ 30/10/2006 08:10

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Well......... why not............. it would work. There is a cheaper version only two feet across. you wedge it between your legs and he still can't get in

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rubecula @ 30/10/2006 08:30

RC
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lol

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RC @ 30/10/2006 08:32

rubecula
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Oh dear have I really sunk that low.................

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rubecula @ 30/10/2006 08:50

RC
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you really want me answer that?

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RC @ 30/10/2006 10:16

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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errrrrrrrrrr no I don't think so.............. do I?

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rubecula @ 30/10/2006 12:17

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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Well it was a bit below the belt Rube

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Moxey77 @ 30/10/2006 13:32

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