PS - take care that u only buy the horn - if u, by mistake,
buy the entire animal, the P&P will be crippling! And the postman won't be too chuffed either.
SSSSShhhhhhh KD don't let everyone know I give out lessons or my phone will be red hot... By the way you forgot your 99p change from the quid you gave me for the last lesson.
Oh and the pack of extra strong mints, you can't be without them.
How do you mean "are you all perverts"?
I was told it was the only entrance criteria to this place. Have I been stiffed?!
*rephrases*
Have I been tricked into parting with my hard-earned pennies?
Besides, I'm not sure you're allowed to say "pervert" any more.
It's something like "Dominantly-endowed" or "submissively-enabled" these days, isn't it? Such PC terms may of course, be coupled with phrases like "restraint-compatible" or "leather-dependent" should you wish to further clarify said individual's particular area of expertise
thats true,but hes young and hasnt got the experience,he would think that clitorus was a planet on the darkside,,,yoda is the 1 with the most experience but you just wouldnt even go there lol,,i still say hans solo now theres a bloke who could do all the right moves and have the stamina,,but no way is chewbacca joining in,,i dont do animals pmsl
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