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runs in waving arms madly above head shouting " Hey TeeCee welcome to the nuthouse"....runs out again just as quick..........wooooshhh..... PS...beware of horned beasts sneaking up on ya! could be painful.....well I suppose it depends if you like that kind of thing!

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Holmfirthgirl @ 22/05/2008 15:06  

erm....*shouts out of window* Hey holmfirthgirl!! *thinks I will have to PM Matt to ask him to refund my membership.... this is NOT the site I thought it was..... I have enough maximus glutus trouble from my Harley seat without all the members on here wanting to jab it or stick animals up there!!*

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TeeCee @ 22/05/2008 15:12  

Refunds?

Oh dear.

Someone forgot to read the small print again! Sure, it SEEMS like a bargain... did you catch the bit about your firstborn? Impressive clause that one! lol

& of course there are corners on t'interweb... I'm usually lurking in them, seeing what a shy, retiring, wallflower type that I am :-D

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Wannabe @ 22/05/2008 16:01  

I have a table reserved in the naughty corner... Glad you spotted that the blokes on here are all sane, Tee Cee WHOOOP WHOOOOOP

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stueylewie @ 22/05/2008 16:04  

errm think i should stay off the forum till my tablets kick in lol,,ill be off a week anyway as im going on me holls sat,

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katydevil @ 22/05/2008 16:08  

Lol - maybe you are the exception that proves the rule, Stueylewie?.... or you have maybe licked a woman's back and imbued some oestrogen..... grrr - now I want to lick a woman too....

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TeeCee @ 22/05/2008 17:57  

Have a great hol, katydevil - thanks for welcoming me into the club today.

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TeeCee @ 22/05/2008 17:59  

thats ok tee cee,,i will be back to annoy you soon lol,and while im away i always have scary to keep you on your toes

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katydevil @ 23/05/2008 02:26  

Thanks KD I will do my best. *gets out whips and thigh high boots*

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Scary @ 23/05/2008 05:04  

Now I've kept quiet til now, but u have to draw the line.... Some newbie arrives, with a bent for horny animals, and u all say "welcome". Are u all perverts? Yes, I'm talking to U Wannabe, KD and Scary aka Miss Whiplash. The poor defenselss fawn.... now, if it had been a creature that could take care of itself, say, a Rhino (even bigger horn), then that would be a different matter entirely. TC - pick on someone your own size, u bully!

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Deleted Member @ 23/05/2008 05:52  

ooooo,,thats us told off lol

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katydevil @ 23/05/2008 06:39  

and yes,i am a pervert

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katydevil @ 23/05/2008 06:39  

WELCOME TO BM TEE CEE

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RC @ 23/05/2008 06:45  

Thanks Scary - you just reminded me I have to re-tip one of MY whips....

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TeeCee @ 23/05/2008 06:47  

is that the black leather one with all the tassles

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katydevil @ 23/05/2008 06:49  

My whole life is a tassle-free zone!!

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TeeCee @ 23/05/2008 06:52  

good for you,i hate tassles too

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katydevil @ 23/05/2008 06:54  

Thanks rock chick!!

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TeeCee @ 23/05/2008 06:55  

XKLYBR - if you think a fawn is defenseless, try approaching one at 40mph as you exit out of a blind corner and THEN see what harm they can do you... (but ok, I agree that is still not sufficient reason to insert one in oneself...) *looking on ebay for rhino horn... again, thanks for the reminder!*

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TeeCee @ 23/05/2008 06:59  

*looking to see if katydevil ticked the 'pervert' box on her profile...*

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TeeCee @ 23/05/2008 07:00  

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