i was talking to a guy on the net for months then we decided to meet up and go to mallory together for the festival of a tousand bikes he picked me up on the bike and off we went when we got there was a nice warm day we had a walk round watched the racing ect and sat down on the grass he then opened his bag and pulled out these squashed cheese spread sandwiches that he informed me his mum had made for him then he pulled out crisps and fruit shoot lol
on the way home about 3 miles from home the bike spluttered and stopped it was getting dark and a country lane with no lights. i got off and said whats up? to this he replyed i ran out of petrol i put the reserve on as we was approaching mallory we had passed about 20 petrol stations on our way back i asked y didnt u stop and fill up. i was distracted he said. we managed to flag a some nice chap down to take him to petrol station but i was stood there for 30 minutes at the side of the road waiting for him to get back.
didnt see him again
I went on one once, she wanted to meet at - mcdonalds!! Okaaaaay... So bought her her dinner, which disappeared before i'd even got mine opened. Then she wanted me to go and do her asda shopping with her... Didn't see her again lol!
I can't remember a lot about my last date, except that I woke up the next day to find myself married!
And 30 years later, I'm still tied to the bed - HELP!
I was set up on a blind date by a friend when I was 19. When I met him he was at least 25 years older than me, bad hair and teeth and his opening line was I have a radio in every room of the house...needless to say I never saw him again or my friend but I did win the meat raffle that night, so every cloud lol
I can't say I've ever had a bad first date, then again I've not had that many dates :(, oh there was one who got absolutley slaughtered and became abusive I took her back to her house in a Taxi and it ended up being her ex's place!!!!
I remember years ago being asked out by someone who I met whilst out with a friend. On the said date and time I arrived and waited - and waited - and waited......the rat never turned up. Several weeks later I was out with my friend again and spied 'the rat' at the other side of the room chatting to a blonde haired beauty in a LBD. I walked over and said hello, upon which he promptly turned an interesting shade of green. I realised why when, as when I turned to the blonde and suggested she be wary of making a date with him as he doesn't turn up, she said 'oh, that's interesting, I'M HIS WIFE!!!'
dunno about that XKLYBR, but by the look she gave him, i'm surprised he didn't keel over there and then............ never saw him around from then on......... strange that!
I had been talking to this girl on a chat site for months and she said i could go and see her, so i jumped on my bike and rode for 270 miles +. I got there and she wouldn't let me in, she said i was ugly and smelt of oil.
The last blind date I got set up on was horrendous as it was my best mates blokes best mate... Let's just say he liked me and he was awful and I actually climbed out of the bog window in the pub to get away....
The only embarrassing date I had was when my ex picked me up the night after we met and took me to see his mates-I wasn't impressed when he told them he went into the shop for a kebab and came out with a half cooked cat...
Suffice it to say we split after 8 years last April and thankfully don't go near kebab shops anymore lol
Wouldn't know what a date was if it jumped up and screamed 'helllloooooooooooo' at me lol
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