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Retiarius's Profile

Bristol, Age 70

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Username:
Retiarius
Age:
70
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bristol (BS35)
Status:
Single
Seeking:
Female
My Bike:
Yamaha FZ1N
Karma:

 
"Average height/build. Low mileage, no leaks. Full working order and never been thrashed (yet). Mostly own teeth. Sane and stable (or stained and sable?). Not confused. WTF's 'Karma'?"

 
Notes
Long-standing member :-)
Logged in within past week.


My Personality

Fav. indoor activity:
Watching good films eg 2001; Zulu; Easy Rider; Deliverance; Electraglide in Blue; Whistle Down The Wind, Nuts in May; Rita, Sue and Bob Too. Reading matter: Private Eye, Viz, Metro. Sport: watch Moto GP, TT, WSB, BSB, F1, Drag Racing.
Fav. outdoor activity:
Riding mah big ole mo-sickle round the twisty, hilly roads hereabouts; Swimming/snorkelling, cycling, wildlife, photography, hill walking, exploring waterfalls. Travel? Some like to travel, I like to arrive.
Fav. music:
AC/DC, LZ, ZZ Top, Gallagher, Santana, The Donnas, Lucinda Williams (xxxx), Alison Krauss, Rachmaninov, Sibelius, Wurzels. Now gorn 'Orff', 'Bach' at two; 'Offenbach' sooner.
Hobbies:
Baseball / Softball, Cycling, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Motorcycles - SportsTourers, Museums / Galleries, Music - Rock, Sailing / Boating
Looking For:
Active, upbeat single woman with a sense of humour up to my age.
More:
I am upbeat, assertive, rebellious, articulate, resilient, pedantic, literate and opinionated. I disapprove of bullying and (although not a veggie) needless animal cruelty. My glass half-full? Depends who's paying: if I am, it's half-empty; if not, it's half-full.

I like intelligent TV documentaries and biographies. I like things that astound and amaze - a good Severn Bore is something to behold as are some Welsh waterfalls (like Sgwd yr Eira - and I can say it!).
Humour: I like Monty Python, L&H, Goons, Lee Mack, Bill Bailey, Jo Brand, Kathryn Ryan.
Cartoons: Popeye, Tom & Jerry, Andy Capp, Peanuts, Morph, Dilbert, Garfield - all well observed.
Art: Dali, Botticelli, Michaelangelo, da Vinci, Banksy.
History: Roman/Tudor, Mary Celeste (NOT 'Marie', I'm also a pedant), The Bounty Mutiny, Castles, Cathedral and Church architecture (despite my non-believer status), stone circles, tumuli and other ancient structures.

I also like: English language, spoonerisms, Archaeology, Genealogy, Geology, Etymology, Entomology, Gynoc. . . . .

Not bad for a mechanical engineer, eh?

I dislike: litter-louts, dog-foulers, noisy, lazy, rude or inconsiderate people. Soaps, 'reality' TV.
No interest in: Football, Golf, Darts, Snooker, Bowls. The only interesting thing about football (also known as 'shouting') is the way the balls are constructed from differing polygonal panels.

Many interests: boats, trains, aircraft, construction (bridges, tunnels), military vehicles,

I have a car, caravan, two electric bikes and numerous pedal bikes. And a bus pass. So getting around isn't usually a problem.

 

My Appearance

Body Type:
Stocky
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Light brown
Height:
5'7''-5'11'' (170cm-180cm)
More:
'Flyway hair' (since I was 26).
Otherwise hirsuite (runs in the family, you should see my Mum).
No tattoos or piercings - you can't improve on Nature.

I no longer drink, but don't object to others doing so (as long as they don't get loud, violent or stupid).

No drugs - I don't need stimulants.

 

Misc. Information

Drink:
Non drinker
Smoke:
Non smoker
Children:
0
Education:
Technical training/Diploma
Profession:
Retired
Race:
Caucasian
Religion:
Atheist
Residency:
House - Own
More:
a) Ideally, a single, upbeat woman who likes motorcycles and some of my other activities, and who is not wedded to her mobile phone.

b) Others for possible ride-outs/socials.

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My Events Agenda

Planned Events

I'm not planning to visit any events at the moment.
Feel free to send me a private message if you'd like to meet up.

Past Events

October
30
2021
Free entry, live chat with Henry Cole and friends. TT legend Steve Plater. Specialist suppliers and craftsmen. Autojumble, trades and food. More details on website....

Attending: 26

 

My Forum Posts

Below are the latest forum topics I have posted in...

Thread (Forum)
Last Post
First Post
Posts
Stop the roll out of hardly used cycle lanes.
(Motorcycle News)
Pages: 1 2
Last Post: rocker21 (22/07/2022 12:32)
rocker21
22/07/2022 12:32
Ragnar
22/11/2020 11:20
27

 
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