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Slaphead Mac's Profile

Carterton, Age 46

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Slaphead Mac
Carterton (OX18)
My Bike:
BMW GS1200 Adventure

"Come ride with me or hop on the back of my bike. Looking for good company on days/nights out, road trips adventures and good times generally. "

Long-standing member :-)
Logged in within past week.

My Personality

Fav. indoor activity:
Cooking, bouncy cuddles, reading. (Not necessarily in that order)
Fav. outdoor activity:
Base Jumping, Trials, Dirt Biking, MTB.
Fav. music:
Classical- Metal and everything between. Led Zep, QOTSA, Jane's Addiction, Soungarden, Bowie, Beasties, BRMC, All Them Witches, EODM, Beck, Jack White, Kyuss to name a handful of faves.
Cooking, Cycling, Food and Wine, Gym / Aerobics, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Motorcycles - Off Road, Motorcycles - Tourers, Motorcycles - Trailies, Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Rock, Nature, Politics, Sailing / Boating, Travel / Sightseeing, Water Sports
Looking For:
Riding partner, co-conspirator, insatiable hornbag, life partner in crime.
Not going to sit here and self analyse. Here are some of my likes and dislikes, they'll give you some idea of the idiot you're (potentially) dealing with.

Likes- Family Guy, South Park, Cats does Countdown, Wheelies, wildlife/animals, adventure/travel, live music, Radio 6, Radio 4, camping/ the great outdoors, anyone with a wilful disregard for authority and sense of mischief, threesomes, cooking, red fires, log wine, honesty, irreverence.

Dislikes- Corbyn, Brexit (not because I love the EU shitheads, I just can't be arsed with the instability it's caused for no tangible gain), people who pronounce the number that follows two as 'free', people who say 'sumfink' it's 'something', text speak, Jeremy Clarkson, Ellie Goulding, Taylor Swift, Radio 1, football and everything associated including that douche Marcus Rashford, prudes, all divine ruler based religion, loose women (the TV show not the demographic), non apple products especially those phones that whistle when they receive a message.

You should also know that I am a shameless full on filthbag. If you are of a vanilla persuasion let's not waste each others time. (Unless you want to come on a journey of discovery of course ; )

I've had road bikes for 20 years but potholes like moon craters, speed cameras, dash cams and mobile phone addicted car drivers have driven me off the roads and into the dirt recently. I spend my weekends green laning or blasting through Wales on my mountain bike.

Lockdowns mean nothing to me so I'm happy meeting irrespective of whatever Boris is bleating. If I end up gurgling and drowning in my own flooded lungs on a ventilator I will reconsider my policy on this. Until then. . . . . business as usual.


My Appearance

Body Type:
Eye Colour:
Hair Colour:
5'7''-5'11'' (170cm-180cm)
Astonishingly beautiful*

*This is the view of the author only and has not been verified by Biker Match or indeed anyone else. . . . . ever.


Misc. Information

Light/social drinker
Non smoker
Bachelors Degree
House - Own
Fed up with the dating game per se however happy to meet up, form friendships and let something grow organically if we connect. If you're a low maintenance Dorris with a penchant for bald guys who have seen better days. . . . . . . I may be your man.

***** If you affiliate with ANY RELIGION, do not contact me, I already don't like or respect you. *****

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My Events Agenda

Planned Events

I'm not planning to visit any events at the moment.
Feel free to send me a private message if you'd like to meet up.

Past Events

I've not yet been to any events. Maybe some time soon.
Feel free to send me a private message if you'd like to meet up.


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