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Have a history teacher explain this - if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in awarehouse. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here's the kicker...A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. Apart from the last humourous link, this is well weird !!

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GreasyTony @ 25/09/2010 12:02  

i did a presentation in an english lesson when I was at high school in the 3rd year for some reason my teacher wasn't impressed! still its spooky!

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kittyhawk @ 25/09/2010 20:34  

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Did you mean IN Marilyn Monroe

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yamahama @ 26/09/2010 20:36  

That's pure speculation Yam I'm sure he was with her, but one can only assume what he was doing. I must admit my assumption is the same as yours & several million other peoples though !!!!

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GreasyTony @ 26/09/2010 21:52  

you have too much time on your hands lol !!

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Nutkin68 @ 27/09/2010 17:34  

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