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What Made You Laugh Out Loud Today

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jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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Thumping my jammed locked rear seat on Rudolph with my fist so hard i have bruised knuckles....but the bloody thing sprang open!!! Root cause of the jam was a stray cable tie...my own stupid fault...no fool like an old fool....

jinx57 @ 28/08/2017 17:29

jinx57
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Well it had to happen one day...i've finally had somebody BLOCK me,for daring to view them once and send a nod,pmsl...if you don't like old blokes,just say so,i'm extremely polite and understanding....

jinx57 @ 29/08/2017 18:12

jinx57
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Laughed out loud at Donald J.Trump,how far down does he think he can drag that country before they bring back lynch mobs....

jinx57 @ 25/09/2017 20:36

jinx57
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Coming home through my village,a recovery wagon and a police 4x4...loading up the 3 annoyingly loud and illegal(no tax or mot) scooters that make everyone round here curse "bloody motorbikes" ...awwww,i'm heartbroken their toys have been confiscated...

jinx57 @ 28/09/2017 17:37

jinx57
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Being accused of having "feet too wide to drive a manual gearbox bus...."(bit of a specialist in-joke,methinks)

jinx57 @ 29/09/2017 21:05

jinx57
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Timing of the weather gods...just started cutting my overlong grass,and it started raining....awwwww

jinx57 @ 30/09/2017 21:02

jinx57
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Someone's persistant self promotion...buy a flag and airhorn,ffs..:)

jinx57 @ 21/10/2017 17:46

jinx57
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Taking liberties on a MUCHO slower burro than usual...:)

jinx57 @ 29/10/2017 17:03

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Stella Street was excellent, I used to love that. I would shop in that corner shop.

Actually, thanks for reminding me about these, I'm gonna try and find/download them.

Is Michael Caine still a nosey neighbour?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCSzP6dmmo

We're off to Surbiton tonight for a gig.

Deleted Member @ 11/11/2017 11:53

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ps: The new Red Dwarf is good, it's business as usual. Just like the old days.

Deleted Member @ 11/11/2017 11:54

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No worries, Catkins.

I'm downloading the dvds of Seasons 1/2/3 at the moment, the 4th Season isn't there. I'll find it though.

Deleted Member @ 11/11/2017 12:14

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The incredibly small minds of some people....I bet they don't sleep at night 😁😁😁

Deleted Member @ 23/02/2018 12:22

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'Rush Hour' movie... 'Wassup ma n***a' ....Only one of the best lines in the movie ❤

Deleted Member @ 28/02/2018 21:21

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When I was watching The Outlaw Josey Wales last night, the bit where Clint says to the impending victims "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" :D

Deleted Member @ 07/03/2018 11:34

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Classic, watched it twice in the last 2 weeks.

Deleted Member @ 07/03/2018 19:04

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Discovering Snapchat, feckin' hilarious what you can do to your 'selfies' hahaha 😁😁😁

Deleted Member @ 13/03/2018 08:51

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Listening to some bloke BSing about how he can ride rings round a GSXR1000 on his VMAX.......

Rightio, that's why Yamaha race those things and not their R1 isn't it.

Oh wait...what?

Deleted Member @ 15/03/2018 03:10

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While the GSXR is stationary maybe.

Deleted Member @ 15/03/2018 09:16

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Exactly. He was going on about how he can ride round the outside of sportsbikes in the bends and leave them for dead up the straights. Sometimes you just gotta LOL, cos it wasn't even worth arguing with him :D

Deleted Member @ 20/03/2018 13:32

Double six
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A certain ''female'' has appeared on site again. The scammer who is doing this must be as thick as 2 planks as they have changed the pics, but the profile blurb is basically the same. Not only that, she must be well off if she can change location as much as she does. Last time she was on here she was supposedly based in Brighton, this time she is in Manchester.

Double six @ 28/03/2018 16:50

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