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http://www.kentlive.news/a-man-has-appeared-in-court-for-having-sex-with-a-bike/story-30266806-detail/story.html


That much?

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Deleted Member @ 14/05/2017 12:06  

How do you think i ended up with six bikes and an ex-wife??

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jinx57 @ 14/05/2017 13:11  

Could be worse, Jinx, you could've ended up with six ex-wives and only one bike. Just imagine how expensive that would be.

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Deleted Member @ 14/05/2017 13:15  

How Much?This Much

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jinx57 @ 14/05/2017 20:46  

Erm... yes, well what can you say about it?!

Interesting sentence of 'attempted the sexual move with the motorbike'... had he left it in gear or something?!

Oh and no cruelty charge on pushing and kicking the motorbike then?

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Deleted Member @ 14/05/2017 20:53  

LOL

I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a particularly good looking bike anyway.

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Deleted Member @ 15/05/2017 12:45  

Although the article doesn't say so, I'm thinking it wasn't his bike.
Poor Suzuki just happened to be a victim of crime whilst innocently - but decently - parked in the town centre.
I think I'd get a bit riled if I saw someone trying to have sex with my motorbike.
Still, I've never heard of mechonafilia before.
'...According to psychology studies, mechanophilia is a term given to a
person who is sexually aroused by machines such as bicycles, motor
vehicles, helicopters, ships, and aeroplanes. Mechanophilia is a crime
in the UK.'
Some people appear to have issues with their firing order


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nickscafe @ 16/05/2017 19:57  

I know where they're coming from...lol

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jinx57 @ 20/05/2017 22:39  

Well, I have 2 ex wives (1 pending decree) and around 15 bikes but it's purely platonic with the bikes (your honour). The garage fees do mount up but I think the bikes are a bit cheaper on maintenance!


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Deleted Member @ 28/05/2017 15:03  

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