Although the article doesn't say so, I'm thinking it wasn't his bike. Poor Suzuki just happened to be a victim of crime whilst innocently - but decently - parked in the town centre. I think I'd get a bit riled if I saw someone trying to have sex with my motorbike. Still, I've never heard of mechonafilia before. '...According to psychology studies, mechanophilia is a term given to a person who is sexually aroused by machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters, ships, and aeroplanes. Mechanophilia is a crime in the UK.' Some people appear to have issues with their firing order
Well, I have 2 ex wives (1 pending decree) and around 15 bikes but it's purely platonic with the bikes (your honour). The garage fees do mount up but I think the bikes are a bit cheaper on maintenance!