<wordtidy> On a
bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio
during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to
10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of
the street, so the snow ploughs can get through.” So the good wife went out and
moved her car.
A week
later while they are eating breakfast when the radio announcer said,
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through.” The
good wife went out and moved her car again.
Another week
later they are again listening to the radio during breakfast when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must
park...." Then the power went out and the radio went dead.
The
good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I
don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
snow ploughs can get through?"
With
the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes
exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the bloody car in
the garage this time."
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