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Side affects of Alcohol and remedies

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1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward...2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.Cause : You're lying on the floor.Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.3. Symptom- The floor looks blurry.Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.Cure: Quickly refill your glass!4. Symptom: The floor is moving.Cause : You're being dragged away.Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!5. Symptom-You hear echoes every time someone speaks.Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it.Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.Cause : You're in the wrong house.Cure -Ask if they can point you to your house.7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.Cause : You're in an ambulance.Cure- Don't move. Let the professionals do their job!!!!

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Ragnar @ 29/07/2013 21:13  

avoid hangovers...stay drunk.

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jinx57 @ 30/07/2013 13:27  

Heh heh . . . Work is the curse of the drinking classes

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Deleted Member @ 01/08/2013 12:11  

Heh heh . . . Work is the curse of the drinking classes

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Deleted Member @ 01/08/2013 12:11  

echo...echo...echo

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jinx57 @ 01/08/2013 20:27  

Symptom seeing big round hole

ItsYour friend the bucket his name is huey

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Deleted Member @ 01/08/2013 23:15  

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