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Who do you blame...

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Myself! (For being such a numpty!!!)

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Deleted Member @ 15/05/2017 10:08  


Blame life. Blame a job. Blame a career.
Blame a family. Blame a f#ing big television, Blame washing machines,
cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Blame
good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Blame
fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Blame a starter home. Blame your
friends. Blame leisure wear and matching luggage. Blame a three piece
suite on hire purchase in a range of f#ing fabrics. Blame DIY and
wondering who the f# you are on a Sunday morning. Blame sitting on
that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing
f#ing junk food into your mouth. Blame rotting away at the end of it
all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an
embarrassment to the selfish, f#ed-up brats you have spawned to
replace yourselves. Blame your future. Blame life


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STRich @ 15/05/2017 11:32  

Now THAT'S what i call a blame culture....

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jinx57 @ 15/05/2017 18:00  

I blame British Weather for following us En Francais,slapped legs and no supper....

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jinx57 @ 01/07/2017 21:45  

Blame it on the Moon Light.

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GL Blue @ 03/07/2017 15:01  

Blame it on the boogie??

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jinx57 @ 03/07/2017 17:53  

Whoever taught chimps to drive cars....

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jinx57 @ 11/11/2017 18:27  

Audi Drivers

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jinx57 @ 13/11/2017 19:21  

It was me!!

I did it. Whatever it was. I'm not gonna deny it.

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Deleted Member @ 13/11/2017 22:00  

f***ing bus driver (no offence Jinx).


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rowanblossom @ 14/11/2017 14:05  

That's a bloody great name, Catkins. I think it costs about 14 quid to get it done by Deed Poll. Imagine a coppers face when he tugs you then asks your name. :D

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Deleted Member @ 14/11/2017 17:43  

I am thinking about it. :-)

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Deleted Member @ 14/11/2017 17:55  

BUT....I am SPARTACUS...!!

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jinx57 @ 14/11/2017 19:31  

eejits

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rowanblossom @ 15/11/2017 14:12  

Spandex....

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jinx57 @ 06/12/2017 20:17  

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