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Guys, HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY.

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Guys, HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY.

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wot wud she do for the other 59 minutes though ??????

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storm @ 06/08/2007 18:12  

Queue behind the rest of them... LOL

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skins @ 06/08/2007 20:34  

sorry mate dont do queues not for anything

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lcotgrave @ 06/08/2007 20:52  

first two are easily sorted, gettin some peace , now thats hard work

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boomboom @ 06/08/2007 21:01  

Find the right lady and peace is the last thing on your mind!!!

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Deleted Member @ 07/08/2007 05:46  

i stayed home did the cookin cleanin everythin,tell me what bloke comes ome an criticeses his wifes work!!i built the hse[well almost!]never had a head ache!!was a attentive to her needs,then one day she aked me if i loved her !!I didnt answer fast enough an now we are divoced!! beware women in thier fifties they are the nuttiest,they go botherin dolphins an get all spiritual,decide to walk to china to help animal charities,as for sex forget it! they really hate men!!right i am ready to be roasted!!

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tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 06:38  

Aern't we all!!!! Nothing wrong wi a bit of tree hugging tangoman and anybody whos at all spiritual knows that sex is the most powerful way to raise gud energy.I suggest u find ur nearest stone circle and go there on the next full moon,offer urself to the mother moon and wait to be educated(viagra wud be a gud idea)

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Deleted Member @ 07/08/2007 06:58  

have the perfect spot! the cerne giant wiv his huge thingy!see yu there?[yu avin a dig at my age?viagra indeed! ave yu got some?]

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tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 07:28  

u sure that won't make u feel somewhat.....eerrr....inadequate,not that i'm making assumptions! Will pop u sum in the post if u think ur heart can take it,hehe.

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Deleted Member @ 07/08/2007 07:39  

i am secure in myself!it produced two kids so its good enough!!although i prefer to dance nowadays than do the messy deed!!!!

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tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 07:46  

Oh my god,u really are Jacko.Quick earthwind sign him up for the tribute band!!!

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Deleted Member @ 07/08/2007 07:50  

Been looking at the list and think I managed to cover a few of them. Rang local College, but they don't do a Sexologist course (#14) - damn the modern education system. #45 - Shopping???!!?! Shopping is the work of the Devil and must never be done under any circumstances.....anyway, off to Morrisons now !! Can't wait until kids fully trained to do a full week's shop on their own lol

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Blueboy955i @ 07/08/2007 08:58  

cassie, yu must be Tangoed one day!!

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tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 09:42  

ROFLMHO @ cassie and tangoman, what a double act Cassie when you said Jacko I thought you meant *Vera's sex- shy other half *Coronation Street tangoman aint been here 5 mins and he's already slagging us women off (no wonder he DOESN'T need the viagra) I guess he'll fit in fine then *slap*

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Sandi @ 07/08/2007 12:09  

Hes only being brave cos hes waaay down south kwak,eh tangoman and dinna b thinking ur getting anywhere near me wi those big orange gloves,played customs and excise once before and didna like it!!!

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Deleted Member @ 07/08/2007 13:13  

funny how there are more lady bikers oop north[at least on this site!]isay ladies cos i dont know you!an am bein polite!i am surprised i dont need a phrase book.

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tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 16:20  

an i aint no 5 minute wonder!!!

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tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 16:21  


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Di @ 07/08/2007 16:23  

you find me funny funny how?i amuse yu?

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tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 16:38  

yep

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Di @ 07/08/2007 16:53  

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