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Sock Gremlins Really Do Exist....


Do One Legged Bankrobbers Buy Tights Or Stockings?

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jinx57 @ 05/09/2016 21:24  

They buy stockings so can use the other leg has a cosh.

The Who had Pictures of Lily, the Beatles had a Yellow Submarine.
So what did the Rolling Stones have?

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Ragnar @ 06/09/2016 13:25  

A Little Red Rooster,of course..:)>


Coq Au Vin or KFC ?

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jinx57 @ 06/09/2016 14:21  


chicken hot pot every time!

How come glue sticks better to me than it does to where it's supposed to?

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Deleted Member @ 06/09/2016 17:27  



well that is just cos you is talented :-)


Should I have any more sugar today?

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rowanblossom @ 07/09/2016 14:30  

I'll tell you if you come down off the ceiling...:)>


Should I have brought flypaper?

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jinx57 @ 07/09/2016 15:27  


Best ask the flies!

Deputy Dawg Vs Yogi Bear in a race - who wins?

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Deleted Member @ 08/09/2016 17:26  

Whosoever's feet are fleetest....:)>


Should Muttley Sack Dastardley?




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jinx57 @ 08/09/2016 21:16  


Yep cos he never wins the race.

What/who did Olwyn dream of?


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Deleted Member @ 14/09/2016 14:46  

Giants...as her father was one...perhaps smaller shoe and clothes sizes?


Would white feet help?

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jinx57 @ 14/09/2016 14:55  


yep - 'twould save wearing the washing of white socks.

Soup - who invented it?

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Deleted Member @ 14/09/2016 15:57  

Whores...hence you have brothels :)>


Favourite Soup?

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jinx57 @ 14/09/2016 21:31  


Cullen skink.......mmmmmm!

Why do we close our eyes when we go to sleep?


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Deleted Member @ 15/09/2016 23:09  

Some people do.....however.....:)>


Why is snoring not recognised as sleep-singing ?:/

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jinx57 @ 16/09/2016 09:19  

Because if someone was snoring next to you, you'd be wide awake and definitely wouldn't be singing!

Ever ridden a tandem pushbike?


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Deleted Member @ 16/09/2016 19:21  

Nope, but I do fancy learning to ride a unicycle

Can a man ever look good in lycra?

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rowanblossom @ 16/09/2016 23:01  

If he's my shape then,NO..:)>


Why do women look so good in Lycra?

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jinx57 @ 18/09/2016 09:42  


Because it's the law!

Coffee - instant or perky?


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Deleted Member @ 19/09/2016 11:28  

Either...Just make it black,strong and two brown sugars....oh and rich teas would be good too..:)


Rich Tea Or Digestive..?

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jinx57 @ 19/09/2016 11:38  


Digestive (chocolate coated with a slab of cheese on top, food of the gods!!)

Wealthy in - health or money?

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Deleted Member @ 19/09/2016 15:32  

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