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jinx57
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as a dad,i can definitely say yes....always :)
is dancing with the dog cool..?
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hi Jinx, welcome back!
only when dancing to Bow wow wow
Did the tortoise really beat the hare?
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jinx57
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Only over a Quarter Mile....
Does a hedgehog have poor eyesight?
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jinx57
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Bongiorno...:)
Only over a Quarter Mile....
Does a hedgehog have poor eyesight?
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Yup! Think anything that eats worms should go to specsavers
Do camels really store water in their humps?
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jinx57
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Nope...that's where they keep their underwear..
is it Bactrian or Dromedary with two humps?
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The Bactrian - almost extinct in the wild now!
Can a parrot eat a carrot, standing on its head? ...... as asked by the late great Spike Milligan!
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jinx57
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Yes,and shell walnuts hanging upside down (dead jealous) :)
What's the next, great genetic mutation ?
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Me, having 3 pairs of hands.....flippin' need 'em today!
What's the best way to make toast?
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jinx57
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With bread and heat...:)>
How Much Dough Does It Take?
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how much toast d'ya want!!!!!
How fast does lawn grass grow?
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jinx57
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Too bloody fast down here...
How Quick Is Rudolph?
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.....Nureyev? at executing a 'jete' - pretty fast I'd say!
Why does the toast always land buttered side down?
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jinx57
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For Spite,and the sake of Statisticians...
What if the toast has only Marmite on?
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Then the dog gets it!
If a fly is buzzing around in the car when I'm driving at 60mph, why does it not smack into the rear window?
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jinx57
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because the window is up..:)>
Ever tried lowering them at 60??
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Hell yeah! ...why didn't I think of that!....just don't have the same problem with a bike!
Who invented scissors and whyyyyyyy?
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jinx57
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Sir Francis Drake..he circumcised the globe with a 40ft clipper...:)>
Was he really a Marketing genius?
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Oh no..... chips, fries, and jacket spuds....he told Raleigh that they'd never catch on!
How dosocks escape from the washing machine?
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they are sneaky little beggers with serious ninja skills.
Why do I always end up with an odd sock when I've only washed pairs!
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