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What Made You Laugh Out Loud Today

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The young can take their drinks so much better.
I remember coming home 1 evening to a very drunk young neighbour, crawling around on all fours looking for his front door key, which had conveniently fallen between the paving slabs😂
And the next morning he was up with the larks, pottering in his garden!
It would have taken me a week to recover!

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Springer29 @ 26/01/2019 13:02  

Wow! I was flicking through profiles and was amazed to see Drew Barrymore circa 90's complete with circular shades n lollilop. Oh for the heady days of curly perms n lollipops😂👍


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Lindsay @ 26/01/2019 18:05  

Ha yes I saw that too. 😂😎

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Springer29 @ 26/01/2019 21:16  

And me. I thought fake profile pics were a no no on here.

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Cornholio @ 04/02/2019 13:37  

Accidentally nodded to myself.
Yes really. I knocked the nod button by mistake and got a nod from myself. I thought my luck was in, then realised that ugly **** staring back at me, was me. 😂

Oh well, I did get one from someone else though, almost 500 miles from where I live. I might pop round for a cuppa. ☕

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Cornholio @ 05/02/2019 09:46  

Wierdo's that can't seem to get enough of my profile.

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double six @ 08/02/2019 21:46  

Cornholio...you made me laugh out loud...at least you didn't message yourself and ask yourself for your number and a hot date lol 😂

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Springer29 @ 08/02/2019 22:27  

My neighbour! First time I've heard her swooning ... it's hearing like a giggley 14 yo😂😂😂

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Lindsay @ 09/02/2019 21:56  

I was nowhere near her linz, honest. Not my fault.

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double six @ 09/02/2019 22:04  

Hahahaha, checked out the subject of the swoon and damn ...mighty fine! 👍😀

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Lindsay @ 09/02/2019 22:40  

Gardening this afternoon, accompanied by Toby (the cat) and Peanut (the peacock) sun out, nice sunny spot in garden, Toby n Peanut snoozing.

Absolute bliss, until an attack on the bird feeder by an SAS stylee squirrel...stealth mode on full, across the bottom fence, up the pear tree... jump from the tree towards the feeder (which I'd moved earlier) and oh dear, didn't quite make it, landed on Peanut who made enough noise to raise the dead. Toby shot to his feet.. only to come face to face with the squirrel. I've never seen two animals jump vertically from a standstill, one went over the fence, the other up the tree. All over n done with within seconds but it seemed to be on slow mo. 😂😂

Think I'm gonna have to get some cameras set up in the garden for these kind of moments.😂

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Lindsay @ 10/02/2019 17:14  

Watching schoolkids get on the bus,then agonise wether to listen to crap on their phones,or AC/DC from bus stereo... quite comical,for the record(pun intended) about 50/50 split..👍🚐😆

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jinx57 @ 11/02/2019 10:46  

Keep 'educating' em Jinx, I feel it's your duty! Have you tried em with Mastodon yet or you could go a little more gentle n try Pantera..

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Lindsay @ 17/02/2019 07:37  

Not only do we have Drew Barrymore amongst our members, I spotted Daryl Franklin Hohl (aka Daryl Hall) of Hall n Oates fame) within our ranks! 😉

I wonder which other 'celebs' are lurking within the BM membership .... Ooh I wonder if Johnny Depp's joined yet?! 😱

**Snoopy dancing with excitement at the possibility**

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Lindsay @ 23/02/2019 00:49  

Time to dig out the old "George Clooney cuddling a puppy" picture again..last time i tried it was removed in minutes...lol

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jinx57 @ 23/02/2019 09:24  

Anyone for Nespresso? Jinx lol

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Springer29 @ 23/02/2019 13:17  

Oooh, Mr Clooney you are looking mighty fine in that pic **swoooning** 😍😍😍

Just one question ... Does Amal know you are on here ❓

Anyone seen Johnny Depp yet ...❓❓

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Lindsay @ 23/02/2019 16:06  

Johnny WHO???(had a feeling George would vanish,pmsl)

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jinx57 @ 23/02/2019 19:03  

Thinking about "recycling" 😂😂😉

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Lindsay @ 03/03/2019 22:37  

"Recycling"? . . . . Does that mean getting back on a push bike after some nasty biker [me] knocked you off it?

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Quietman2 @ 04/03/2019 01:06  

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