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Well, my penis reduction operation wasn't a success.

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Deleted Member @ 19/06/2011 21:00  

act honey thats brilliant ! pmsl xx,,,, xklybr love it lol!!


slidy n jp yep good ones!


rags bagsy i shoot the first burning arrow to send you to valhalla?




wasnt it scott walker that sang no regrets guys?

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Boodyblues @ 19/06/2011 21:20  

I'd love to be original but by the same token I think one of the best I heard and I'd be likely to copy was Spike Milligans "I told you I was ill"

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Deleted Member @ 19/06/2011 21:24  

i thought it was a shame the people who run the cemetery business actually made spike have that in Gaelic incase it caused offence!!!

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Boodyblues @ 19/06/2011 21:27  

Maybe it's coz they think ur not meant to have a sense of humour when ur dead. Problem those kind of people don't have one when alive, within reason if it isn't offensive then they should respect the living wishes of the dead.

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Deleted Member @ 19/06/2011 21:41  

damn right bbz,, after all the man was funny as k when he was alive!!!

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Boodyblues @ 19/06/2011 22:53  

Too right, a mate of mine is a real fan and has a number of his books, when Spike was alive my mate sent one of the books to him with a polite request for him to sign and return it.


He got a letter back, straight to the point "Derek, thanks for the book. Love Spike"

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Deleted Member @ 19/06/2011 23:24  

I've got my requirements all laid out in my will : Headstone to read 'All right, we'll call it a draw' Music to include 'Too Old to Rock and Roll' and 'Return to Sender'

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Half Baked Henry @ 20/06/2011 12:14  

lol , nice 1 henry, like it

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Boodyblues @ 20/06/2011 12:52  

Never thought about a headstone, just want to be cremated and scattered in the countryside, though I want Freebird-Lynard Skynard, Thunderstruck-AC/DC and Enter Sandman-Metalicca played at the funeral. Anne

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shorty1961 @ 20/06/2011 21:53  

Something simple.

That was fun.
Can I do it again.

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Gloom @ 21/06/2011 07:42  

all dressed up and no one to blow

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kaycat @ 21/06/2011 10:36  

Free compost!!

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firecat999 @ 21/06/2011 16:30  

'And you thought i anoyed you when i was alive' 'I want a second opinion' ' told you i could hold my breath for more than 1/2 hour'

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Timeout @ 21/06/2011 16:43  

Kaycat...in a cemetary

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Deleted Member @ 21/06/2011 16:51  

lol@free compost ,,,,xxx

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Boodyblues @ 21/06/2011 19:07  

so long as they dont carry me away in a Flipin Volvo or a Ford hearse i dont really care wots on the head stone but maybe something like " I may be gone and you will no doubt forget about me but i still ate the last Rolo so there " (under linned) " RASSSSSSSSSSPPPPP"

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WheelyNealy @ 21/06/2011 20:02  


Thought the Bernie Clifton ostrich outfit was very funny, right to the point when he got run over.

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Deleted Member @ 21/06/2011 20:21  

Was enjoying my youngest three's company the other night and having a really good laugh and said my usual:

"Oooo i do love ya kids".......

That's the one i want on my headstone and i told them all......they said they'd see to it.

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loving it @ 08/07/2011 17:10  

I plan to go sliding sideways into my box with a brandy and coke in one hand, a Marlboro Light in the other, shouting "What a ride!"

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SuzieSuzuki @ 08/07/2011 19:18  

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