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10 Things You Wouldn't Want for Christmas

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10 Things You Wouldn't Want for Christmas

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according to MSN 10) 20ft tall rocking horse 9) Knitted Ferrari (I shall put me needles away then) 8) Bethlehem Donkey Poo 7) Dog Spa Day 6) Canned Oxygen (only if I get number 8) 5) Thermal Tie 4) Man Bra 3) Burger King Aftershave 2) Sculpture made of human teeth and the number one Christmas gift nobody wants... ...socks! It's too late now just wrap the receipt too

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Sandi @ 24/12/2010 08:19  

Oh really? Dammit... I was thinking about offering a service to mount people's teeth into jewellery for them...

*goes back to the drawing board*

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Wannabe @ 24/12/2010 08:37  

P.S. Just to clarify... this would usually take place subsequent to the tooth being extracted from the customer's gob... although I'm prepared to be flexible on that point?

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Wannabe @ 24/12/2010 08:38  

It's how you extract it in the first place thats the worrying thing.

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Deleted Member @ 24/12/2010 09:03  

Sorry... I could tell you, but y'know the rest...

Trade secrets & all that

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Wannabe @ 24/12/2010 09:09  

Trade secrets being blokeymantypeperson?

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Deleted Member @ 24/12/2010 09:11  

Now THAT's an idea... Might even bring a smile to his face. Stranger things have happened!

Just looking at the list again... I'm rather fancying a 20ft rocking horse as it goes

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Wannabe @ 24/12/2010 09:14  

I've already got all the poo I need. Including fossilized dino-poo. My Mum bought me that

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Wannabe @ 24/12/2010 09:15  

PML, good thing it's not real cos you'd need a big shovel All those who get socks and don't want them, you could pass 'em on to me, ta. The brighter the better but no glittery ones.

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Sandi @ 24/12/2010 09:17  

Are you making sock monkeys Sandi?

Actually that reminds me... you really shouldn't put the knitting needles away y'know! I have a friend who does a roaring trade in knitted meerkats... Including a meerkat Nativity scene!

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Wannabe @ 24/12/2010 09:28  

I have to ask this question... is Bethehem donky poo, worse than English donky poo?

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Deleted Member @ 24/12/2010 12:21  

Dustier.

*wanders off singing Little Donkey*

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Wannabe @ 24/12/2010 12:22  

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