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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

letter to santa.

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kwakgirl
In: Kilmarnock
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Dear Santa....think i have pretty much everything i want for now...although could you bring me a "plan B" just in case!!

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kwakgirl @ 18/12/2010 16:11  

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kooky
In: Wolverhampton
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Dear santa please give me a brain to go with my heart and courage xxx

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kooky @ 18/12/2010 16:52  

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honda baby
In: Belper
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Dear Santa, could you please let my next four nights be safe as i don't want to eat my xmas dinner in hospital ! Thanyou most kindly and Merry xmas to you and the gang Pen x

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honda baby @ 18/12/2010 16:59  

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Santa please please please don't get me a daft woolly jumper with a picture of a raindeer on it as it will guarantee me not to get laid on a saturday night, get me a Elvis suit from his Las Vegas period and a stick.

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In: Durham
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........ and the Elvis suit will ensure you get laid will it actdaft???? LMAO

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Draco @ 20/12/2010 11:50  

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In: Doncaster
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And what's the stick for actdaft - you taking a leaf outta Madhat's book???????????? LOL

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skinnylady @ 20/12/2010 14:47  

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I hope the Elvis suit will do it, got the hots for a midget at the moment as she was dressed as wonder women and dancing about on a table in the pub the other night, so i figured the suit will give her the horn and i'll be in, The stick is for the dog because he like's sticks.

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In: Wolverhampton
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perhaps you just need to go back to the pub!!!!

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kooky @ 21/12/2010 01:59  

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My god you're right, best start drinking toneet and not stop till mi birthday. Think im going to need it.

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Deleted Member @ 21/12/2010 02:34  

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kooky
In: Wolverhampton
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and your birthday is when - don't tell me - xmas day!!!!

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kooky @ 21/12/2010 02:46  

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Erm looks like it :)

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Deleted Member @ 21/12/2010 17:16  

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February, tis my challange.

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Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 00:30  

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santa can do one as far as i am concerned............barr humbug !!!!

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Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 00:31  

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Sorry kids santa's been arrested, Rudolf stopped sharpish and santa inserted himself into his favourite deer. If he is released on bail im sure he will make his delivery if he still has the energy.

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Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 00:44  

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top drawer ad

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In: Another World
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Dear Santa please bring me a sunny 2011 and a honest party animal to clock the miles with

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Gyps @ 22/12/2010 00:47  

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In: Wolverhampton
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santa cannot perform miracles - you live in the UK how on earth are you gonna get a sunny 2011!!!!!

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kooky @ 22/12/2010 01:14  

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In: Another World
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Well if not a sunny 2011, do you think I'll get lucky and he brings me a good honest fun loving party animal

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Gyps @ 22/12/2010 01:17  

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In: Wolverhampton
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Erm ask BM might have more success than with santa lol

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kooky @ 22/12/2010 01:28  

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Dear satan, bring me some bacon, i've just dropped mi bloody sandwich on the floor.

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