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Well i've finally finished mi novel. A nice tale of a dad who give's his son a furry little critter for x-mas, but he cannot spill water on it as it will turn into a lizzard and be very naughty. This should make me a wad of cash and i can go and live in the cairbbean in a grass skirt and look at ladies in the sea while drinking penicalada's and eating hot dogs.

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Deleted Member @ 29/12/2010 02:49  

heehee very good

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Deleted Member @ 29/12/2010 12:11  

Mi mate has told me that mi novel is already a film, so thats taken that up the torpedo tube, so i will not be going to the cairbbean for another week, best go buy some hot dogs tomorrow.

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Deleted Member @ 30/12/2010 00:06  

not burgers then

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kooky @ 30/12/2010 00:13  

Frogs legs tomorrow.

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Deleted Member @ 30/12/2010 00:48  

French cuisine then - very upmarket!

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kooky @ 30/12/2010 00:49  

Not really the frogs from pogmoor.

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Deleted Member @ 30/12/2010 01:08  

my kids had a load of pogs not heard of pogmoor though are the frogs just pogs off the moor - english frogs????

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kooky @ 30/12/2010 01:15  

Egyptian i think.

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Deleted Member @ 30/12/2010 01:19  

wow pyramid pog frogs

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kooky @ 30/12/2010 01:42  

Bright yellow, think they might be poisonous so i will give them to the tramp who live's in mi shed.

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Deleted Member @ 30/12/2010 01:54  

how could you treat a poor tramp sooo badly

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kooky @ 30/12/2010 01:56  

He nicked mi pants off the washing line.

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Deleted Member @ 30/12/2010 01:57  

pants and frogs how lucky is he

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kooky @ 30/12/2010 02:02  

Just had some oxtail soup, and it just make me wonder about all them ox's walking about in a field with no tails on.

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Deleted Member @ 31/12/2010 15:50  


heh I just found your tramp again lol you given him some of your soup!!!

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kooky @ 31/12/2010 15:58  

Gsd gam i was walkng down the syreret i and i was a bit drunk but he told me i had the wrong shoes on and i said im not wearing shoes cos i am the resurection and i am the light and he said sorry mate but im gay and if you want to come back to my place thats when i siag oh god beam me up jeeeesus the baby foooook me i am a gay icon just like yer man god im talkinmng bollocks nar its cos im sexy like that

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Deleted Member @ 01/01/2011 02:16  

I Agree with what he say's becouse the guy has talent but it just a pity he carn't get laid becouse he is a sasd fookwit,

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Deleted Member @ 01/01/2011 02:36  

I give in honsety i give in, i haven't got a clue please telll me cos im just a man.........................................bit pissed toneet.

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Deleted Member @ 01/01/2011 02:57  

Is there a god and a baby jeesus, and can i ask him what the fookin ell.

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