Well i've finally finished mi novel. A nice tale of a dad who give's his son a furry little critter for x-mas, but he cannot spill water on it as it will turn into a lizzard and be very naughty. This should make me a wad of cash and i can go and live in the cairbbean in a grass skirt and look at ladies in the sea while drinking penicalada's and eating hot dogs.
Mi mate has told me that mi novel is already a film, so thats taken that up the torpedo tube, so i will not be going to the cairbbean for another week, best go buy some hot dogs tomorrow.
Gsd gam i was walkng down the syreret i and i was a bit drunk but he told me i had the wrong shoes on and i said im not wearing shoes cos i am the resurection and i am the light and he said sorry mate but im gay and if you want to come back to my place thats when i siag oh god beam me up jeeeesus the baby foooook me i am a gay icon just like yer man god im talkinmng bollocks nar its cos im sexy like that