Last year I wrote to Santa
And asked him for a bike,
Instead I got a stupid game
Which I didn't even like.
So when he comes this Christmas Eve
I'll stop him feeling merry,
I've farted on the mince pies
And piddled in the sherry.
yes i like this one kwak..
There was a young fellow of LeedsWho swallowed a packet of seedsIn a month, silly assHe was covered in grassAnd couldn’t sit down for the weeds
...Kwak may need to bleep it a bit...
Jacko I'm not able to edit other member's posts as I'm not a moderator, I'm admin'. My staff tasks revolve around the events calendar and newsletter only.
Your post won't need to be edited if ya don't cuss in the first place lol
There was a young man from Nantucket, Who's dick was so long he could suck it, He said with a grin as he wanked off his chin, If my ear was a c**t I could f*ck it.
There was a young fellow from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds Great tufts of grass Sprung out of his ass and his balls were covered in weeds.
There was a young man from marino Who invented a wankin machino On the 99th stroke The f*ckin thing broke And whipped his two balls to ice creamo
Your right Kwack !! And furthermore, they're not even poems, they're limericks, and don't deserve to be in this thread. Ya just can't talk to some people.
My uncle billy had a ten foot willy,
he showed it to the girl next door,
she thought it was a snake and
hit it with a rake,
now it's only six foot four.
Why thank you my good lady. I dedicate this one to you:-
I lost my arm in the army,
I lost my leg in the navy,
I lost my c*ck in a butcher's shop
and found it in the gravy!
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