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I`m not a gynaecologist but I`ll look into it for you !.....

No it never worked for me neither

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Wraith750 @ 03/10/2010 20:58  

I've got a knife, get in the boot... (hope I don't get into trouble for this one!)

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Suzi5551 @ 03/10/2010 22:02  

Suz!!! Wait 'til I see you.... (With my camera,,,)

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limeninja9 @ 03/10/2010 22:11  

I'm just lucky you haven't got a car Peter.

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Suzi5551 @ 03/10/2010 22:15  

Man; "Do you fancy a sh*g?"


Girl; "No!!"


Man; "Well would you mind lying down whilst I have one?"

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geoffb2005 @ 03/10/2010 22:26  

And I was worried about mine!! lol

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Suzi5551 @ 03/10/2010 22:28  

Scouse was walking thru sefton park one night when he met a girl and there was an instant spark between them.
She fell at his feet and as he gave her a good seeing to he thought "F*ck me these taser guns are well worth the money!!

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fxr swas @ 04/10/2010 17:10  

Ha ha ....just love em all - any more please !! not got a scouser one but... why are women like hurricanes .. when they cum they are wet and wild and when they go they take your house and car.....

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kazninja @ 04/10/2010 18:54  

Bloke - "Can I smell your pussy " ?

Girl - "No !! Now feck off" !

Bloke - "It must be your feet then ?"

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DriftnSlide @ 04/10/2010 19:02  

dedodatderdodontdedo or sutton laaaaaaaaa

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redzed11 @ 27/11/2010 09:41  

wot does a scouser use for protection when she is havin sex ? a bus shelter

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Deleted Member @ 27/11/2010 10:20  

Outstanding thread PMSL

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marsey @ 27/11/2010 10:34  

I hope you know C.P.R.


cos you've taking my breath away.

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willi.p @ 27/11/2010 20:12  

Boy: How do ya like your eggs in a morning???


Girl: Unfertalized!!!!

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FibroWarrior @ 27/11/2010 20:20  

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