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Bloke: Fancy a shag?
Girl: Not with a sliver-tongued bastid like youse.

Bloke: Haven¹t we met before?
Girl: Quite likely; I¹m a receptionist at the VD clinic.

Bloke: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to paradise?
Girl: Sod off, there¹s already one arsehole up there.








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Wills @ 14/08/2010 11:24  

nice one Wills. My all time fave is: "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

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ghosthunter @ 14/08/2010 11:49  

just gotta love scousers xxx

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anneka56 @ 14/08/2010 12:04  

I love cheesy chat up lines....

....is your name Laura L? Because you're worth it! Ha-ha! Terrible I know!

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2010 07:50  

You've got spanner eyes love.... Every time you look at you me my nuts tighten lol

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2010 08:15  

OMG ... good job non of you plan on 'pulling' a woman with lines like that !

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Deleted User @ 15/08/2010 08:51  

Thats a really bad set of teeth love, Let me get you pregnant so you can have free treatment

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ghosthunter @ 15/08/2010 09:25  

ROFLMHO @ Ghosty's chat-up line. PML @ this thread altogether, funniest one for ages. I'd be grateful for any chat-up line, cheesy or otherwise. All say 'awww'

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Sandi @ 15/08/2010 12:22  

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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anneka56 @ 15/08/2010 12:58  

Where ya been all my life babe Don't think I was born for most of it

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tonuptony @ 15/08/2010 15:27  

Do you wanna go halfers on a bastard?

That's more Sid the sexist than scouser, but who knows lol

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Deleted Member @ 16/08/2010 01:32  

PML *ouch! Oo you are awful lol *laughing is painful at the moment, I've done something to my side, feels like a donkey has kicked me.

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Sandi @ 16/08/2010 06:10  

Hiya babe i see you have a swallow tattoo on your neck ........ saves me having to ask

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Deleted Member @ 17/08/2010 22:06  

Liverpool Chat-up lines aka 'How to stay single forever' lol

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Sandi @ 17/08/2010 22:08  

That's not a very nice thing to say Kwak! My best friend is scouse and not had a boyfriend in years! LMAO!

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Deleted Member @ 18/08/2010 14:35  

tee hee

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Deleted Member @ 20/08/2010 16:47  

That's not a very nice thing to say Kwak! My best friend is scouse and not had a boyfriend in years! LMAO ? MBW Not sure what I'm supposed to have said. I said 'Liverpool chat-up lines aka 'how to stay single forever', meaning the chat up lines are so bad no one would fall for them.

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Sandi @ 20/08/2010 17:22  

wish id used em on the ex wife then !!

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dunans @ 20/08/2010 17:36  

Ah, hindsight such a beautiful thing if it was foresight

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Sandi @ 20/08/2010 17:39  

How about ; Boy ' You dancin?' Girl 'You askin?' Boy 'No I juss wanned your chair.'

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2Tdreamin @ 03/10/2010 20:44  

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