Nope not joking MBW he really did.
He's a tough bugger lol, he once got his hand caught between two boats and didn't break a bone and got knocked over, while crossing a road to get to the kebab shop, he was drunk, and the taxi that hit him was a write off and he got up and went for his kebab. He was injured but so drunk he didn't feel it.
It was a bit like being wed to Frank Spencer some times
Im completely with Oiknik, no one could ever replace my wife either. Although I don't have a kid, we was going to try for one.
So im happy being single, though it does now mean I spend near enough 6 out of 7 days/nights with my mate either playing on the old school Mega Drive on Streets of Rage 2 :P, the casino or at his cafe drinking too much tea.
Sometimes we do actually go out and watch a film, though it's a bit much when you actually get mistaken for a couple lol
when,,,,,,,friends and relatives say >>.so how come your still single then???i reply when i go to bed i have green scales under my skin and the head of a previous lover in a jar of formaldehyde at the side of the bed!!
ps im not single anymore tho, lol i have the most wonderfull man if the world, who doesnt mind me being a bit doofy!!
boody - "when,,,,,,,friends and
relatives say >>.so how come your still single then???"
Yup, it's got to the point where I'm heartily sick of hearing this one. It's pretty insensitive and although I'm not generally thin-skinned, on occasion it's all I can do to stop myself from saying "I dunno, how come you're so bloody retarded?"
Of course, if you don't have anyone to take pictures of you, you also don't have anyone else to take pictures OF either... so you've probably got less reason than most to even own a camera in the first place? (that's the reason I don't have one)
youv'e been single for too long as a man , once you mastered the arts of cooking cleaning washing ironing can fold and press a perfect duvet(i know i have a press bench iron thingy) and can then wander around the house suffering from symtoms of ocd if even the slighttest things not in its place.
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