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about women over 40

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RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
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*you gotta start eatin yer greens man!!!*

Ian after reading sweethearts post I think LC might be diplomatically telling you she's worried you'll become a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants!! Stick to the greens and put that takeaway down!

Nut you're not wrong there

RustyKnight @ 19/10/2009 18:00

drobess
In: Bedworth
Posts: 2473
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Ian is bald already aint he, obviously not been eatin his greens

drobess @ 19/10/2009 18:07

RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462
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Your right drobs, all he needs is a few more takeaways, some yellow pants and he's cracked it

RustyKnight @ 19/10/2009 18:10

drobess
In: Bedworth
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sounds like u describin homer simpson there RK

drobess @ 19/10/2009 18:11

RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462
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Nowt wrong with Homer drobs, perfect example of an over 40 male!

He's my role model

RustyKnight @ 19/10/2009 19:07

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582
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RK does he shop at C&A and use brylcream as well then ?

Brummie Jackie @ 19/10/2009 19:08

RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462
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Jackie, Homer is the founder of C&A and brylcreem, why do you think he's so stylish!

RustyKnight @ 19/10/2009 19:17

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582
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Doh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spider Pig ... Spider Pig

Brummie Jackie @ 19/10/2009 19:35

excalibur
In: york
Posts: 1277
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LOL^^^

excalibur @ 19/10/2009 19:36

RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462
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Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
Can he swing
From a web
No he can't
He’s a pig
LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!
He is a SPIDER PIG!!

LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!
He is a SPIDER PIG!!

Spider Pig
Spider Pig

RustyKnight @ 19/10/2009 19:39

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582
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RK all i can say is

How sad

Brummie Jackie @ 19/10/2009 19:40

WheelyNealy
In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751
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EPA ! EPA!

WheelyNealy @ 19/10/2009 19:59

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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Think its men over 40 we shud be worrying about dont u think RK ?

Brummie Jackie @ 19/10/2009 22:15

Roaring Ruby
In: Cardiff
Posts: 479
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YEP!!

Roaring Ruby @ 19/10/2009 22:27

Nutkin68
In: Hull
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RK wrote; Nut you're not wrong there thankyou xxx

Nutkin68 @ 20/10/2009 10:01

sweetheart
In: TOTNES
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Glad y'all enjoyed the post! Love the comment about age not mattering... 'just like a bike'. While I'm feeling as groovy as Nutkin, currently in her prime, I do seem to need a bit more maintenance... And I don't think I'd be entirely suited to a novice rider.. teehee

sweetheart @ 20/10/2009 13:31

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582
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Darent put myself in for an MOT definately wudnt pass and i think the parts are discontinued now as well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brummie Jackie @ 20/10/2009 14:16

sweetheart
In: TOTNES
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Little Chick - do you really look like Dolly Parton? I saw her from the front row last year and she is FIT. When it comes to tops of thighs, there is no room for lyin. She's over 40. More than a bit.

sweetheart @ 21/10/2009 00:27

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Me??? look like Dolly Parton??? Who Says??? lol Not me that's for sure!!!

Deleted Member @ 21/10/2009 11:50

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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LC u r ting enuf to be classed as dolly tho lol

Brummie Jackie @ 21/10/2009 11:56

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