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to the the mystical green knickers and said to Bob the builder "can we fix it" , Bob replied.............


soz fastjock, must have posted at the same time lol

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RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 22:05  

but the cruiser conked out and bob the builder was stumped so he turn and rolled back dawn sarf to his .......

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WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:09  

....cave....

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mandi jay @ 16/11/2009 22:11  

,lit a fire and pondered as he had a real dilemma for up north was truly a long way and his teardrop tank only held half a pint of fuel so.......

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RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 22:13  

i know ill take my vito thatll do it and i could stop at IKEA on the way for a bowl of faggots then buy a .....

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WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:20  

blow up pilly to give me some company on the way but..........

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RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 22:24  

he had used his seat as a pin coushin and it poped ! so off on his todd he....

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WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:30  

to give him more power and to make the bike go further and to make it louder he decided to fill his pipes with......................................

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drobess @ 16/11/2009 22:30  

speakers for that real harley sound ....

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WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:33  

the only problem was where to fit the karaoke machine and his collection of CD's as it was going to be a long journey so he.......

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RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 22:40  

got his karioki machine and his cds and strapped them to his bike and headed off to..............................

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drobess @ 16/11/2009 22:44  

Tescos for the latest Human League album........

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RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 22:53  

dont dont you want me was playing so he cranked it up and blew.....

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WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:57  

the baffles straight out of his pipes, the pipes are calling, he sang as he......

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RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 23:00  

went for a pint of mark almond but ....

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WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 23:01  

chased his baffles up the street

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drobess @ 16/11/2009 23:01  

mark was already running after his baffles and it was a very long street so he shouted ahead and ..........

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RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 23:04  

crashed his bike and gave up .......so the subject could be politely changed .....

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Deleted Member @ 16/11/2009 23:14  

Anyway Mary decided it wasn't big enough and she needed something that was a bit more comfy.....

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Deleted Member @ 17/11/2009 14:58  

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