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i'll start

it was a cold and lonely night, the kind of night which made you wish you'd put your big knickers on and that your name was shirley.
he came into my office with a look on his face that spelled trouble, i could tell what he wanted but thought it only................

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rubie @ 16/10/2009 20:43  

... fair to remove the Scrabble pieces he had glued to his face first. "I have been thinking" he said....

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TeeCee @ 16/10/2009 21:01  

If I look in the mirror when I read the dictionary upside down wearing only my favourite big knickers that I borrowed from Shirley who is my auntie Sheila's bestest mate ........

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Deleted Member @ 16/10/2009 21:25  

"I do tend to find myself quite attractive", he continued, "Is this normal?"

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geoffb2005 @ 16/10/2009 21:29  

Butrole ....... que ce que c'est??. C'est mon pantaloons my good man. And attractive - that is surely an understatement..... Mai Oui. My scrabble game appears to have come unravelled... Call the AA ........

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Deleted Member @ 16/10/2009 21:37  

(I've no idea what zzr has just said lol, but to continue) Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Outside stood a very nice man. A very, very nice man.

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geoffb2005 @ 16/10/2009 21:45  

but wait first, why is Shirlys sister standing in front of me with those huge knickers over her arms..

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excalibur @ 16/10/2009 21:46  

The nice man. The very very nice man stood there looking at all those knickers and arms. The very very nice man looked puzzled......

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Deleted Member @ 16/10/2009 21:51  

[Oh dear, I see the loony bin has released the inmates into the community early, while it has a Spring clean]

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Sandi @ 16/10/2009 21:52  

but not surprised knowing his ..

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excalibur @ 16/10/2009 21:56  

said the very, very nice man! "You think that's bad," said Shirley's sister, "I ordered a full underwear collection, but these are just pants." At which point she lifted the huge knickers slightly.

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geoffb2005 @ 16/10/2009 21:58  

at which point the nice man. The very very nice man who had previously looked quite puzzled broke into a massive smile..... Well my dear, he said......

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Deleted Member @ 16/10/2009 22:01  

"It's that time,, the time we said we would never speak of", he said, that very very nice man, hand on hips, wondering if he looked a little camp.

She nodded in reluctant agreement.

"But", she said head tilted quizzically, and only a small amount of dribble bubbling from the corner of her lips, "But, surely we need to......

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limeninja9 @ 16/10/2009 23:12  

"...gather more wood first. Besides, where would we get hold of a donkey at this time of night?" He pursed his lips. "Typical! Just like the time we tried to...."

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TeeCee @ 16/10/2009 23:16  

...stake the bunny". "on second thoughts, I'll open the box". Inside, he found...

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Deleted Member @ 17/10/2009 00:01  

that he needed to be quicker or XK would make his lengthy contribution useless.

And next to that he found the thing he knew would change their lives forever. He looked at her and saw the approval. No going back. He reached in with both trembling hands, cupping the prize, his breath deepened and stuttered in time with his racing heart. "Pass the....

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limeninja9 @ 17/10/2009 00:36  

the duchy on the left hand side

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WheelyNealy @ 17/10/2009 00:42  

OH ... she sighed you have discovered my secret....my knickers were inherited from.....

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anneka56 @ 17/10/2009 00:58  

the MOD store where green was all that left and the price was rite she lept into ..

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WheelyNealy @ 17/10/2009 01:09  

an alternate reality, confused for a moment. Blurred eyes strained to focus. She gasped as the realisation crept into her senses.

"Wow, I have never seen such a big...

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limeninja9 @ 17/10/2009 01:20  

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