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THIS POST WAS CHANGED DUE TO THE ORIGINAL POSTER BEING DELETED... =================================== I walked past my fridge last night and thought i heard two onions singing a bee gees song....when i opened the fridge door it was just 'chives talkin'........

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Matt @ 18/07/2009 07:29  

'i'm baffled by your orange penis' the doctor told his patient. "Does anyone else in your family have this condition?" ..the concerned fellow said "NO" "Do you handle and chemicals at work" " I dont work " "Well what do you do all day " asked the frustrated doctor "WATCH PORN AND EAT WOTSITS "

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 07:34  

Hillbilly couple are walking out of the divorce court...the wife is crying her eyes out....hubby says.."for god sake woman stop crying.....your still my sister !!!!

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 07:36  

A bloke says to his wife..."why dont you ever tell me when your having a orgasm"...she says....." Cause i dont like ringing you at work "

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 07:38  

There has been a big bust up in the biscuit tin.! A bandit called rocky who was crackers hit a penguin over the head with a club....tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue riband, kidnapped a trophy and made his breakaway in a taxi.The police say rocky was last seen just after eight by a viscount from maryland hobnobbing a ginger nut. Unfortunately they have not got a crumb of evidence ( the jammy dodger got away)!!!!!!!!!!!

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 07:45  

Just been to the gym...theres a new machine...only used it for a hour as i started to feel sick...it does everything...kit-kats, mars bars,.snickers..and crisps !!!!!

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pondlife @ 18/07/2009 09:12  

LMFAO @ 'Watch porn and eat Wotsits'

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maxnod @ 18/07/2009 10:12  

liked the 'dont ring you at work one' lmao

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excalibur @ 18/07/2009 10:26  

this man has my sense of humour!!

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pondlife @ 18/07/2009 10:29  

got loads more lads...but contain adult content dont wanna get a bo**ocking off matt

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 10:36  

Gotta smile and have a laugh now and then Ian , keep it up mate lol

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excalibur @ 18/07/2009 10:58  

ok lads, at work but will put some more on later lol

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 11:21  

hubby and wife out driving, not talkin after a row ...passing a farm of mules and pigs, hubby asks sarcastically "relatives of yours "...wife replies......... "yep fooking in laws "

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 14:38  

Altzheimers protest march.... "what do we want"........... "F**k knows" "when do we want it ??" "Want what ??"

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 14:40  

Man wakes wife up and asks......"would you like some coffee darling or would you prefer sex ?" "i'm not fussed" she replied "either way its gonna be F**king instant "

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 14:42  

Couple driving home and run over a badger, thet get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold.He says "Put it between your legs to warm it up" she says.."but its all wet and it stinks" He says"well hold the badgers nose then "

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 14:45  

Two mates having a drink one says"if i went to your house while you were at work, sha**ed your wife and she got pregnant,would that make us related"........his mate replied......"dunno about related but it would definately make us even !!!"

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 14:48  

An 80yr old couple were seen sha**ing furiously up against a fence.for 40 mins they sha**ed like bas**rds...arms and legs everywhere until they fell to the floor.Christ she said...you didnt F**k me like that 50 years ago..to which the old boy replied.....50 years ago that fence was not f**king electric!!!!

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2009 14:52  

PML @ biscuit and alzheimers jokes

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Sandi @ 18/07/2009 17:22  

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