Bear RemoverA man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the !
Yellow Pages to find the phone number for 'Bear Removers'.
He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be there in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and jumps out of his van.
He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a ferocious-looking pit bull terrier with him."What are you going to do?" the man asks."I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof......
and then I'm going to climb up and knock the bear off with this baseball bat.
When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him safely into the cage in the back of the van............."He hands the shotgun to the man."What's this for?" asks the man."If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog............"
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