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geoffb2005
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Now don't kill me for this, heard it at work, very funny, thought I'd share ... One day, a natural blonde fed up with being considered a “dumb blonde” decides to prove to some stranger that she’s clever.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> Not wanting to let her hair colour sway whoever she chooses, she first dyes her hair brunette before setting off to search for a suitable candidate.<o:p></o:p> Thirty minutes later and whilst driving along a country lane she spots a shepherd in a field tending to a small flock of sheep. Deciding that the shepherd is a good person to prove her intelligence to (and also because she finds him quite attractive), she pulls over and gets out of her car.<o:p></o:p> “Excuse me, “ says the blonde to the shepherd, “I bet I can guess how many sheep are in your flock.” Always having been proud of her counting skills, the blonde counts twelve sheep and figures that the shepherd would never realise that she simply counted them.<o:p></o:p> The shepherd looks back at the sheep, turns back to the blonde, “Ok??”<o:p></o:p> “Twelve,” virtually screams the blonde in excitement. “I’m right aren’t I? Don’t you think I’m clever?”<o:p></o:p> “Erm, yeah,” answers the shepherd, “really clever.” The shepherd is more than a little bemused.<o:p></o:p> Suddenly excitement at proving her intelligence overcomes the blonde and she jumps into the field, picks up a sheep, runs back to her car and puts it in the boot!<o:p></o:p> “What are you doing?” asks the shepherd confused.<o:p></o:p> “This is my prize for guessing correctly,” replies the blonde, not really thinking about what exactly she could ever need with a sheep, “one of your sheep is my prize!”<o:p></o:p> “Ookaaay...”, says the shepherd, now totally confused. “Could I have it back now?”<o:p></o:p> “Ok, I tell you what,” says the blonde, finding the shepherd more attractive with each minute, “if you can guess my true hair colour, you can have a kiss!”<o:p></o:p> “To be honest,” states the shepherd, “I’d rather just have my dog back!!”<o:p></o:p>

Now don't kill me for this, heard it at work, very funny, thought I'd share ...

One day, a natural blonde fed up with being considered a “dumb blonde” decides to prove to some stranger that she’s clever.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Not wanting to let her hair colour sway whoever she chooses, she first dyes her hair brunette before setting off to search for a suitable candidate.<o:p></o:p>
Thirty minutes later and whilst driving along a country lane she spots a shepherd in a field tending to a small flock of sheep.  Deciding that the shepherd is a good person to prove her intelligence to (and also because she finds him quite attractive), she pulls over and gets out of her car.<o:p></o:p>
“Excuse me, “ says the blonde to the shepherd, “I bet I can guess how many sheep are in your flock.”  Always having been proud of her counting skills, the blonde counts twelve sheep and figures that the shepherd would never realise that she simply counted them.<o:p></o:p>
The shepherd looks back at the sheep, turns back to the blonde, “Ok??”<o:p></o:p>
“Twelve,” virtually screams the blonde in excitement.  “I’m right aren’t I?  Don’t you think I’m clever?”<o:p></o:p>
“Erm, yeah,” answers the shepherd, “really clever.”  The shepherd is more than a little bemused.<o:p></o:p>
Suddenly excitement at proving her intelligence overcomes the blonde and she jumps into the field, picks up a sheep, runs back to her car and puts it in the boot!<o:p></o:p>
“What are you doing?” asks the shepherd confused.<o:p></o:p>
“This is my prize for guessing correctly,” replies the blonde, not really thinking about what exactly she could ever need with a sheep, “one of your sheep is my prize!”<o:p></o:p>
“Ookaaay...”, says the shepherd, now totally confused.  “Could I have it back now?”<o:p></o:p>
“Ok, I tell you what,” says the blonde, finding the shepherd more attractive with each minute, “if you can guess my true hair colour, you can have a kiss!”<o:p></o:p>
“To be honest,” states the shepherd, “I’d rather just have my dog back!!”<o:p></o:p>

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geoffb2005 @ 30/03/2009 21:55