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An 80yr old couple were seen bonking furiously up against a fence. For 40 minutes they bonked like bastards. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. "Christ" she said "you didnt bonk me like that 50 years ago!" To which the old man replied "50 years ago that fence wasnt fecking electric"_________________

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rubecula @ 24/11/2006 07:27  


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mistybabe1 @ 24/11/2006 07:28  

Glad you liked it too..... I am sure someone will tell me my sense of humour is warped. Shut up RC!!!! You too Storm!!!!! And Di don't say a word.

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rubecula @ 24/11/2006 07:31  

ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT RECALLING ONE OF YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES RUBE ??????????????? IM SURE I SAW THAT ARTICLE AND THE COUPLE WHERE FROM WALES BUT ORIGIONALLY FROM LIVERPOOL !!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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storm @ 24/11/2006 10:11  

Me! Say anything! Never!! Quiet as a little tiny diddy mouse, that's me.....................

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Di @ 24/11/2006 13:47  

I knew it.......... Storm and Di having a go...... now where is RC? Bet she is creeping up un noticed to get me by surprise.

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rubecula @ 24/11/2006 20:18  

RC might not be here yet BUT I Am pmsl nice to read a true tale Rube pmsl .

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crafty gwen @ 25/11/2006 05:33  

Rube your sense of humour is not warpped it's just on a different wave length to most people,but the good thing is mine is also warpped so don't feel bad.ARRR pointy thing sorry mate got to go WEEEEEEEEEEE

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Blackwingbandit120 @ 25/11/2006 06:56  

OMG dunno which is worse............. women having a go .... or BWB supporting me. Now if I am in time I can just catch the next bus.......... got a nice bit of road to throw myself under it.

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rubecula @ 25/11/2006 07:09  

hope you pick a piece with no pot holes on it cos skin is harder to clean when its been plastered into a hole !!!!!! and try an miss the grates cos it will take weeks for thee bruising to go an you will be left with lines across ya butt

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storm @ 25/11/2006 17:22  

Wonderful piece of sympathy there from Storm...... she loves me really you know..................... (Bet she can't wait to get her hands round my throat in fact)

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rubecula @ 25/11/2006 19:09  

nope am looking forward to that rube !!!!!

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storm @ 26/11/2006 14:43  

See.......... and people think she is just a mild gentle soul....... when in reality she is really Lex Luther in a wig.

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rubecula @ 26/11/2006 15:41  

Think the BIG mistake might have been calling her Lex Luther hun................................

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Di @ 26/11/2006 16:02  

lois lane (might have splet that wrong!!! first not second bit) might have won you a few brownie points rube but lex luther you pushin ya luck matey !!!

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storm @ 26/11/2006 16:48  

shit put splelling wrong and splet spelt wrong !!!!

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storm @ 26/11/2006 16:48  

shit am givin up on this one !!!!! bloody dislexia !!!!

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storm @ 26/11/2006 16:49  

dyslexia???? Learn to type with both hands hon.... rofl bet you would give your right arm to be ambidexterous

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rubecula @ 26/11/2006 18:14  

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