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Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's......... <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p> </o:p> <o:p> </o:p> I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. <o:p> </o:p> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. <o:p> </o:p> <o:p> </o:p> <o:p> </o:p> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. <o:p> </o:p> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. <o:p> </o:p> I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so much as he staggered out the door. <o:p> </o:p> Stupid cow..........why else would I buy fu@~#n dog food??

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Spyder @ 16/10/2008 16:08  

I once tried some of my dog's winalot once as a kid ...... it was alright actually!! Her mixer biscuits were much nicer though ....

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geoffb2005 @ 17/10/2008 13:49  

Bet you never went into the road, licking your b#~ls though

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Spyder @ 17/10/2008 18:00  

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