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Jane and Arlene

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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.Arlene: 'What in the hell is that?' Jane: 'A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.'Arlene: 'Where did you get it?'Jane: 'You can get them at any drugstore.'The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'The pharmacist fainted.

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Deleted Member @ 15/04/2008 10:56  

PMSL !!!!!

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Nutkin68 @ 15/04/2008 11:09  

Do they make condoms big enough for camels????

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Scary @ 15/04/2008 11:48  

Do you have a camel that needs one ?

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stueylewie @ 15/04/2008 13:32  

Well just in case my other half gets the hump!!!!

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Scary @ 15/04/2008 13:35  

Lucky Boy !!

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stueylewie @ 15/04/2008 13:51  

HUMP haha - Nice pun :-)

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Matt @ 16/04/2008 14:07  

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