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Parents Lie!!!!!

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Parents Lie!!!!!

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Deleted Member
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Was told by my dear Mom that : 1, if i ate Brussel Sprouts and lied I'd be ok but if I didn't eat them and lied I would go to hell....lol 2. that the bead things on power cables were put there for birds to land on so they didn't get zapped by the leccie...... Never did belive in the Tooth Fairy or Santa but these 2 stuck with me for life.......hows that....lol

Deleted Member @ 14/02/2008 17:16

ZZRpilot
In: Reading
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ROFLMAO

ZZRpilot @ 14/02/2008 17:25

Di
In: Wellingborough
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You sure we're not sisters!!!!! I was told that if I didn't eat cauliflower then I would end up with them for ears!!!!!!

Di @ 14/02/2008 17:56

bikerchick1966
In: Derby
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It was being threatened having hair grow on my chest that made me be a good girl and eat my greens!

bikerchick1966 @ 14/02/2008 17:57

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Di @ 14/02/2008 17:59

Matt
In: Veldhoven
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hey lou - does your mum eat sprouts?

Matt @ 14/02/2008 18:17

Daytona_man
In: Bedford
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When I was very little and helping mum shove the hoover round she used to tell me I'd make someone a great husband...what a crock of shit, I was lousy at it.

She also told me I was 'special', but I look normal like everyone else.

Daytona_man @ 14/02/2008 20:08

stueylewie
In: Bognor Regis
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There are a lot of special people here Daytona You might not stand out - but welcome to the club

stueylewie @ 14/02/2008 22:53

lula
In: tamworth
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of course you are special DM, everyone is in their own way

lula @ 15/02/2008 10:14

Daytona_man
In: Bedford
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<stops licking window for long enough to respond>

Thanks

Daytona_man @ 15/02/2008 10:26

petervalk
In: leic
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I was told that if i kept pulling funny facees i would stay like it ha ha dam it worked lol

petervalk @ 15/02/2008 10:30

hilda123
In: Melton Mowbray
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My dad use to tell me that my mum had run off with a black man When she wasn't around! But then she did when I was 15!!!! Well he was half Indian!!

hilda123 @ 15/02/2008 10:47

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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My mum used to tell me in a roundabout way I didnt have a Dad! She was always calling me a little ba****d I wasnt convinced really,there was this bloke who hung around the house we all called Dad.

Oggy @ 15/02/2008 12:43

Di
In: Wellingborough
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If my Dad was going out and I used to ask him where he was going he always used to say "I'm going to see a man about a dog". For years I was convinced we were gonna get a dog!!!!! Never bloody did tho'. Just a cat and some fish!

Di @ 15/02/2008 13:39

Deleted Member
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i was told if i did not eat carrots i would not see in the dark ?????? so how come rabbits cant either ? lol

Deleted Member @ 15/02/2008 15:41

ghosthunter
In: Hinckley
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My Dad said he would never die when I was five.............He bloody well has though the selfish Bas*ard!

ghosthunter @ 15/02/2008 16:22

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