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If anybody would care to go sheep shagging anytime soon,just send me a PM,but bring your own wellies..and sheep,ewe can't be too careful...double adult sidecar available for the more shy amongst us,border collie with spiked collar available for sub/dom scenarios...very popular amongst Cumbrian/Gloucestershire rams...Baaaack soon

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jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 17:28  

Is this a private club or can anybody join....?? Watch out for animalistic members or maybe animal lovers.....

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Lynn1584 @ 29/12/2018 18:07  

I do hope that this won't be a baaackward move but I suppose ewe will only know once ewe've dipped ya toe in!

I hope membership fees won't fleece me 😳

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Lindsay @ 29/12/2018 18:31  

Terms and conditions apply:rams and sheep both viable,subject to availability,only rear hooves are allowed into wellington legs,lipstick not allowed unless bright scarlet,same applies to sheep,sarcoptic mange mites not allowed in any circumstances,shearing is permitted but only down to grade 2's...pto(a useful phrase,politeness costs nothing) :)>

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jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:32  

Jinx, I was thinking of starting a "specialist society", perhaps we could amalgamate. We could call it the "Ovine, Bovine, Leather and Rubber Grommet Fillers Association". What do you reckon?

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double six @ 29/12/2018 18:34  

How About...Field,Udder,Cattle,Kilts ...In Tobermoray??

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jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:37  

Works for me.

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double six @ 29/12/2018 18:38  

Second time today that I'm lost for words ... 😂😂😂😂

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Lindsay @ 29/12/2018 18:41  

Cat got your tongue?? and you think I'M weird......lol

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jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:43  

No wonder all them deer start jumping hedges when they see you coming.

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yarg @ 29/12/2018 18:50  

Stag parties are like that,Yarg....it's the pretty ones i'm after,lol

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jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:57  

Poor Rudolph.

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yarg @ 29/12/2018 18:58  

My 955i Speed Triple is called Rudolph,i'll have you know....cheek..:)>

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jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 19:02  

Wonder what the patches will look like...

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Lynn1584 @ 29/12/2018 19:03  

Looooove the accordingly chosen profile picture....

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Lynn1584 @ 29/12/2018 19:04  

Green...like the grass stains on my knees....ewe should have guessed...!! And made of wool,naturally..lol

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jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 19:07  


That's what I meant.
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My 955i Speed Triple is called Rudolph,i'll have you know....cheek..:)>

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yarg @ 29/12/2018 19:11  

I always seem to end up with brown mud stains rather than green... Does that mean the grass is greener there?

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Lynn1584 @ 29/12/2018 19:12  

I'm just not pushing so hard....hahaha

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jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 19:14  

No it means you,re dirtier than you think.

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yarg @ 29/12/2018 19:15  

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