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What NOT to buy a biker for Christmas

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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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This made chuckle.

With Christmas looming large, you might be trying to think of that perfect gift to give to the biker in your life. There’s nothing worse than seeing someone’s face drop as they find an underwhelming gift beneath the wrapping paper.

🎄Merchandise for the wrong rider

🎁 Motorbike accessories they’ve not asked for

🎉 Motorbike ties/cufflinks/ necklaces

🎅 Motorbike versions of everyday objects

🎄 Bargain basement kit

🎁 Motorbike themed food and drink

🎅 Cheap tools

So folks, if any of the above apply to presents already bought n wrapped, it may be time to ask for a refund and start doing a headless Turkey impression.

Courtesy of MCN...
http://www.motorcyclenews.com/promos/what-not-to-buy-a-biker

Hope the link works (it usually doesn't!😳)

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Lindsay @ 04/12/2018 15:34

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Haha motorbike themed food, if it's chocolate I'll eat it. 🤣
Yes Lindsay the link worked.

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Sandi @ 04/12/2018 17:24

dubs
In: newport
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nothing that is white that he can wear in his man cave

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dubs @ 04/12/2018 20:09

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About 6yrs ago my wife gave me a little box, printed with ‘for the busy male executive’.

Inside was a chrome plated rod, with a small hand on the end.

It was labelled ‘gentlemen’s ballscratcher’...😊

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Deleted Member @ 04/12/2018 20:20

Ragnar
In: London
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Because people on here love to upset me and they know the best way to do it, is to get me beer in large amounts.

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Ragnar @ 04/12/2018 21:09

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Hahaha🤣
TMI Pan
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Quote: Panuno
About 6yrs ago my wife gave me a little box, printed with ‘for the busy male executive’.

Inside was a chrome plated rod, with a small hand on the end.

It was labelled ‘gentlemen’s ballscratcher’...😊

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Sandi @ 05/12/2018 06:07

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A polite vest

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Deleted Member @ 15/12/2018 14:46