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Discharge status: Alive but without my permission Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. The patient refused autopsy. The patient has no previous history of suicides. Patient had cornflakes for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. Patient has two children but no other abnormalities. 🤣🤣🤣
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Doctors can be very rude about patients in their abbreviations and language. My favourite is "pumpkin positive" used to imply the patient's brain is so small that a light shone into their mouth would light up their whole head.
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Look up what “Grolies” means. If a doctor writes that about you, punch him in the throat 😉😂
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Sandi
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I got a few neighbours who seem to be pumpkin positive. 🙄 ---------------------------------------------------- Quote: S D Doctors can be very rude about patients in their abbreviations and language. My favourite is "pumpkin positive" used to imply the patient's brain is so small that a light shone into their mouth would light up their whole head.
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Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic Skirt I can't read and I don't wear skirts 🤣 ---------------------------------------------------- Quote: Cornholio Look up what “Grolies” means. If a doctor writes that about you, punch him in the throat 😉😂
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Sandi
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Faecal Encephalopathy = shit for brains FTW = Frigging Train Wreck, (patient with multiple problems) GFPO = Good For Parts Only That's probably what it says on my medical records 🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣 ---------------------------------------------------- Quote: Catkins Code Brown - does not mean that somebody bought chocolates 💩 UBI - Unexplained Beer Injury
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Nevermind what they write, my doctor is a proper weirdo. He wants me to hold his balls while I cough 😕
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