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Discharge status: Alive but without my permission

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient had cornflakes for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

Patient has two children but no other abnormalities.

🤣🤣🤣

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Sandi @ 01/11/2018 20:43  

Very nice responces

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Ok4now @ 02/11/2018 00:30  

like it

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Deleted Member @ 02/11/2018 06:18  

Doctors can be very rude about patients in their abbreviations and language. My favourite is "pumpkin positive" used to imply the patient's brain is so small that a light shone into their mouth would light up their whole head.

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Deleted Member @ 02/11/2018 11:31  

Look up what “Grolies” means. If a doctor writes that about you, punch him in the throat 😉😂

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Deleted Member @ 02/11/2018 17:24  

Lmfaooo Sandi 😀😀😀😀

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Deleted Member @ 02/11/2018 17:37  

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I got a few neighbours who seem to be pumpkin positive. 🙄

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Doctors can be very rude about patients in their abbreviations and language. My favourite is "pumpkin positive" used to imply the patient's brain is so small that a light shone into their mouth would light up their whole head.

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Sandi @ 03/11/2018 02:35  

Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic Skirt

I can't read and I don't wear skirts 🤣

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Quote: Cornholio
Look up what “Grolies” means. If a doctor writes that about you, punch him in the throat 😉😂

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Sandi @ 03/11/2018 02:39  

Faecal Encephalopathy = shit for brains

FTW = Frigging Train Wreck, (patient with multiple problems)

GFPO = Good For Parts Only

That's probably what it says on my medical records 🤣🤣🤣

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Sandi @ 03/11/2018 02:54  

🤣🤣🤣

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Quote: Catkins
Code Brown - does not mean that somebody bought chocolates 💩

UBI - Unexplained Beer Injury

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Sandi @ 03/11/2018 09:37  

Nevermind what they write, my doctor is a proper weirdo.
He wants me to hold his balls while I cough 😕

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Deleted Member @ 03/11/2018 10:19  

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