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It's been snowing all night. So:
8:00. I made a snowman.
8:10. A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15. So, I made a snow woman.
8:17. My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20. The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.
8:22. The transgender ma..wom... person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25. The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot noses, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28. I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31. The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman must wear a burqa.
8:40. Three Police cars arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42. The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a domestic role.
8:43. The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with prosecution.
8:45. TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
9:00. I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, pervert, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10. Far left protestors offended by everything are marching calling for my head.
9:29 My kids are taken from me and I lose WHAT A LIFE:

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Ragnar @ 03/05/2018 17:11  

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