female dwarf goes into docters and says
" doctor i have a terrible rash on my f*nny"
"well lets see what i can do then" said the doctor
she whips down her chainmail knickers,,,,
doctor says " AAH HAA i can see the problem"
"is this going to hurt doctor"said the lady dwarf
"No not at all" said the doctor
"oh thank god for that" said the dwarfette
"right this wont hurt a bit" said the doctor
Snip,,, cut,,, tear,, snip,,,, snip,,,, snip,,,,,,
"what was it doctor,,,,,,,, some highly contageous
sexually transmitted disease" said the dwarfette
"No no no no nothing like that my dear",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
" i've had to take two inches off the top
of your WELLIES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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thank you
dave xx
Yes there was a female funny enough called Smurfette lol
She had long yellow hair and high heel shoes. Smurfette was also my handle on the CB radio many years ago lol
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