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Council tax revaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas. We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons were meant to be in the Army but were always seen out in nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control. Honestly.


Who'd live near Windsor Castle?


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Ragnar @ 07/02/2015 11:15  

Good one, keep them coming

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Deleted Member @ 08/02/2015 20:19  

My kids think we live in a barn.....always leaving doors open !!

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justjude @ 08/02/2015 21:03  

My wife and daughter think we live in a 'LIGHT' house. ie I'm the only one ever turns them off

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VFR800AJ @ 09/02/2015 23:28  

I live in the Doghouse, i always seem to be in it !!!

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DAVE VM @ 10/02/2015 17:19  

Pmsl Dave i,ve got some wood out back i,ll build you one lol x

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Deleted Member @ 10/02/2015 20:04  

Thanks Debbie, you're all heart

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DAVE VM @ 10/02/2015 20:09  

Nice of you to notice,
but dont men often find themselves in there?

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Deleted Member @ 11/02/2015 09:33  







What do you mean "often" Debbie, my permanent residence !!!

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DAVE VM @ 11/02/2015 21:38  



Not just you think most men find themselves there at some point lol

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Deleted Member @ 11/02/2015 21:49  

After losing out on two houses due to past events. I live in private rented accomodation. Which brought me to realise that after paying mortgages for more than 25 years, I didn't own a brick. By purchasing one nice sand faced Fleton, my lack of equity in the property market was solved.

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davidneale @ 13/02/2015 22:29  

@DavidNeale- I have a nice Accrington brick that you can have if you want to expand your property portfolio

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SlowGoose @ 14/02/2015 22:48  

That is worth considering SlowGoose :-)

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davidneale @ 15/02/2015 00:23  

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