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Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?'

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"I've gradually developed an attachment for you. It fits over your mouth."

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David Frost, on Pia Zadora portraying Anne Frank: "She was so bad that when the Gestapo burst in at the end, the audience shouted 'She's in the attic'."

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Winston Churchill:

" A modest little person, with much to be modest about"

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James May - "I can't dumb it down to your level because I am afraid of heights!"

A colleague, upon learning my age - "Your paper route must've been all up hill"

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I could never learn to like her except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight!! Mark Twain

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Lady Astor to Churchill: “Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison”

Churchill: “Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it.”

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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.—Catherine the Great

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A woman is only a woman.

But a good cigar is a smoke.

Rudyard Kipling


Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good.

Luckily, this is not difficult.

Charlotte Whitton

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* “"What problems do you have, apart from being blind, unemployed and a moron?" John McEnroe to Wimbledon spectator

* “I’ve met serial killers and assassins but nobody scared me as much as Mrs Thatcher.” Ken Livingstone

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Never trust a man with short legs,

Brains too near their bottoms.

Noel Coward

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Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
Bruce Lee

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Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car. - - - Bill Bryson

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I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. - - - Groucho Marx

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Women whom wish to be equal to men ;lack ambition,,,,,,,

Marilyn Monroe.

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" She's the sort of woman who lives for others ---You can tell by the others by their haunted expression "
C.S.Lewis

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* “"The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers" Woody Allen

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